This vid has been going viral these past 24 hours. I had to post it because all the true NFG BROs can relate to this – that instant when you’re in the air after sending a new jump and you realize that you are epically fucked and your balls go up into your stomach. Like, for a moment you think you might just be dreaming and the instant you hit the ground you will wake up. Then you hit the ground and get absolutely destroyed and start to take inventory of what vital organs are failing and how many bones just killed themselves. But it’s part of the game; part of progressing the level of fucks that you don’t give. If you haven’t done it before, you’re just a bitch, BRO. Go make a sandwich.
Speaking of making sandwiches, I found this other view of the crash, and can we talk about how women should just not be allowed at these events? Actually, I need to amend that – women should not be allowed to watch these events. Same reason that kids can’t go see “R” rated movies – it’s just a little too much for them, and no one wants to deal with the asshole kid throwing Milk Duds while they are getting a handy from their chick in the popcorn bucket. But the screeching has just got to stop. Yeah, the dude is going to eat shit. Your Pigmy war-cry is not going to help anything. It’s just going to piss everybody off. Calm down, take control of the situation, and direct yourself to the nearest stove; I like my PB&J grilled.