Sucks to suck, BRO. Maybe you should perfect your skills on the bunny slope before you hit the double black diamonds and watch your ride go the way of a female Chinese baby. And do you want to know what gave away for lack of experience? Your reaction. Not boss lifestyles in any way. When you say “Oh no, oh my god no”, you should be saying “Fuck that bike” and pimp walking right back to an ice cold beverage at the truck, as demonstrated by the Fresh Prince:
