Have you ever seen a more obvious attempt at insurance fraud? Fucking deer could not have been more blunt about it. We get it BRO, you are sick of doing deer things and frolicking in the woods and getting shot by hunters and you just want to sit on the couch and play video games. Sucks to suck. You don’t go throwing yourself in front of KTM joyriders, especially when there is a camera involved. The lawyers will be up your ass before you can say “Deer can’t talk.”
Talking to the KTM BROs now, is this what you guys deal with on the regular? This dude just got up and went about everything like it was a part of his day, not giving a fuck the whole time. When you take a KTM out of its natural element in the woods, does nature literally come hunt you down and hit you in the face like that?