Glamis BRO Takes A Dip In The Canal. With His Bike

Posted on March 21, 2012 by Eazy

The rest of the video is the most annoying thing that’s ever been on YouTube, so I’m just starting it at the only part that you need to see.

Is this a regular thing over there? Just jump into the canal for the kids? There is not a chance that this dude was actually going for it. None at all. Zero commitment and a completely limp-wristed twist of the throttle at the face were a dead giveaway of that. I mean, I guess I kind of get it. You are at Glamis with the BROs, a few beers go down, the gear comes on, someone is hitting the water. That’s just to be expected. I have to ask it – does jumping into the canal get this guy laid?

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  • WHY_ZEEnine3ate

    theres one way to hydro lock a bike

  • dune4lyfeBRO

    us southern californias love 10w40 and unleaded in our drinking water.

    it makes the population smarter and our sperm swim straighter.

  • Ocross

    It gets him a hand.

  • Moto BuuS
    • Swamp Donkey

      That’s fuckin’ boss. Anybody who talks shit about the dunes is a Joe.

      • Moto BuuS

        That was just about as fast as my 450 would go and i still came up a foot short. Luckily that mound I tagged was soft. I was shitn for a minute there.

        Any other BRO’s that want to hit it, the best lip and landing is about ~50ft south of where the fence ends at California Highway 78 and Coachella Canal Rd. Bring a shovel and your 5th pinned nut sack or else you’ll be limp’n home, maybe even stub a toe on the concrete banking if you short it.

        And most importantly, have 3 of your BRO’s working the cameras.

        Here’s a Google Map of the jump location and takeoff:
        http://g.co/maps/jd2tb

        • Dr. GonBro

          Really? It’s only about ’75 to clear cleanly. You may wanna get your 450 (or your wrist) checked, broseph…………

          • Mung Master

            This is the internet so at least half of the people reading this will be able to clear that shit on their crf130 in 3rd gear. Post a video of it or stfu.

  • Anonymous

    Gayer than Gay Porn. Hope the gut check sterilized him.

    • Wilma Dickfit

      Gayer then two dicks touching BRO

  • C

    NICE ending….. look at me bro I’m a bad boy cause I just screwed up my bike and got all wet!

  • RaceMoto994

    “you ok? You ok? You ok? You ok?” Shut the fuck up, get the fuck outta here.. Hucked 25 ft to water. How dare you ask such a dip shit fuck question. Assholes.