People sending me this one from all angles today. Some crazy Euro who’s trying to ride the Baumgartner train of glory, but on a budget. Dude is just tossing a huge “fuck you” to the mainstream and is going to keep it simple: Trees, a river about the width of an Iranian highway, and a parachute that happens to open 5 feet above it. Because parachute maneuvers are way gnarlier when there’s a legitimate chance that your parachute could be traded with a wet napkin and it would serve you just as well.
I think this would have been a lot more fun if they waited for some asshole fisherman to stroll down the river and dropped right in front of him. Dude would think that Deliverance and Nitro Circus had some Euro retard baby.