Yeah, ok. Have another one, buddy. You aren’t doing shit like this if you haven’t been putting down Everclear all day, it’s just not going to happen. I mean, bike upside down, head twisted to 270, and then just bringing it back like nothing happened? You’re drunk BRO, give me your keys.
On another note, it has been brought to my attention that Destin did not get a spot at Best Whip in X-Games. It’s because he hasn’t been on MTV or VH1, so the 13 year old girls who run the text-in vote thing don’t know his name. No joke at all, the kid who rode a dirtbike on Date My Mom would get more votes than half the real riders. But hey, fan participation rules, right? Right??