I don’t know about this one. I mean, Brett Cue might have dope whips, but how many times has he been on cable television? That’s the real indicator of a gold medal quality whip, according to the mayor of sportsland, ESPN. But seriously, I want to help this kid out. Even though the X-Games have been totally lame since they got rid of rollerblading and kayak bungee and skydiving and rock climbing and super modified shovel racing and rollerblading and street luge and skiblade racing and barefoot waterskiing and rollerblading, I still think Best Whip could be cool if the corpo BROs realize that the mockery they are making of an otherwise cool event might be the most detrimental thing to happen to moto since Bret Michaels was born. So let’s see some fresh faces get the chance to throw down. BRO is here to change the Best Whip game for better and for always.
Seriously though, fuck rollerblading.
