You know, I would be hard-pressed to find another rider I envy right now more than Josh Hansen. He just decides to go race a few Supercrosses, win a few of them, make some cash, and then take the rest of the year off to go BRO and bang some Euro sluts. After all is said and done, it really is all about getting laid. Everything. Like, half the motivation to win is that you know you have your pick of the litter (fun pun) at the end of the night. We all know it is true; a man’s desire to succeed is almost entirely fueled by his relentless libido, and that is a world that I can live in happily. We all want to succeed so we can make money, but when you get down to it, money is just another word for sex potion – women love it, so men love it. That is how these things work. I mean, fuck, the only reason I keep doing this shit is so some dirty girls will recognize me at the track. I really would like to know what kind of numbers Hansen is working with these days. Absolute slayer, for sure.
I like how Hanny is totally running the “Keeping It Real” status these days. No bullshit. “I’m here to party with 200,000 girls”, or whatever the fuck he said. Party on, Wayne. I mean Josh.