You Know What This Is? It’s My New Fuckin’ Hair Cut

Posted on October 23, 2012 by Eazy


Just as I was sitting down to write MEC For Assholes, I saw this and realized I never commented on it. I know, BRO completely dropped the ball. I’m going to tell you right now that while I’m having a great time making fun of this, I think it’s a total power move. More and more riders do this and it’s all just to say “Um, yeah, I can pull pussy with my head looking like I’m going in for brain surgery in 10 minutes.” Say what you want about RV, but his wife is a dime piece cougar and this demonstrates that he knows she’s not going anywhere. Getting a ridiculously lopsided undercut is the modern day equivalent of being a really fat guy in medieval times. It’s like saying “Hey, if I can look like this, then I either have an 8 figure bank account or a 13 inch cock that grants wishes when stimulated. Fuck with me.” Hey BROski, 2 Heinekens.

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