Proof That Quad Riders And Sympathizers Are Terrorists

atv terroristThis is one of the aspects of being a media mogul that I absolutely love – telling people who are trying to scare me to literally get fucked. Honestly, I am pretty careful about what I write up here. Names, specific accusations, etc. I generally steer clear of (other than the title of this post). Usually I would not share something like this, not because I care about these people’s privacy, but because it is usually not very funny. But I was proud of myself for this one, like a kid who finally used the big boy potty and didn’t shit all over the floor. I received this e-mail this morning from a disgruntled Canadian regarding the Kickstart The Holidays post (btw, I still have no idea what video is the one she is so pissed about):

From: “Iona”
Date: Wed, Dec 28, 2011 8:44 am
To: eazy@BROtocross.com

I’m asking you to remove the video from your web site and all the comments made towards the **** family. I’m forwarding the link to your website, video and comments to my lawyer. If the video and comments aren’t removed by Friday Dec. 30 I will ask my lawyer to move forward with legal action against the website. By not removing the video and comments your taking the position that you and your website promote this type of behaviour.

The Response:
From: “Eazy”
Date: Wed, Dec 28, 2011 9:38 am
To: “Iona”

What legal action could you possibly think you have the opportunity to take here? I have no idea who this **** family is, but there is no reference to them whatsoever in my writing. No one is forcing anyone else to view or accept anything written by me or my readers. The video is a public video, as whoever uploaded it would have had to set it as public in order for anyone else to see it. They had and still have every opportunity to set the video to private or delete it, which they have not. What type of behavior are you saying that I am promoting? Making fun of quad riders? If so, you are 100% correct in saying that I promote that behavior. I want ATVs to be made illegal so no one has to suffer like this again.

I am much more interested, however, in talking about your actions here. I know that there is no legal move for you, and I suspect that you do to. If not, then you are probably just stupid (a possibility that I have not ruled out, since you seem to love quad riders). If so, then you are using the legal talk to scare me in to doing something that you want. While not illegal to my knowledge, the bottom line is that this is a form of terrorism. You are attempting to use scare tactics to coax another party into doing something against their will. Thank you but I will not sit idly by and allow this behavior. Thousands of brave men and women have fought and died in the pursuit of exterminating your type (terrorists), and it would be a disservice to them for me to do nothing about it. Get fucked. Osama’s dead, get over it.

-Eazy
BROtocross.com

USA! USA! USA!

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  • yep

    haha osama’s dead get over it

  • Cody

    Eazy: true american herBRo.

  • Scott

    A+ Blog.

  • Ryan

    As a quad rider who loves your site this is funny. It amazes me the stupid things that other quad riders do. Did they really think you would care what they have to say! Keep it up dude!

  • poutine, eh?

    This may top the homeschool post. Some of your best work ever is in that email Eazy.

    Just remember Eazy if you get jumped by this Canadian bitch “Stick, Gloves, Shirt”.

  • RJ

    back to the sandwhich factory bitch

  • Scotty574

    Sheer Beauty…..

  • Cam

    Email responses, for the win.

  • FLQuadHater

    I’d be honored to find out that my facebook link is what stirred the couch riding bro family to the boiling point.

  • Bro-mod

    Shutdown bitch!! File this under,”best post of 2011″. Nice work Eazy!

  • Scooter

    That is some funny shiat!! LOVE your quad funnies, they are the comedians at every local track around me…we love making fun of them too!

  • dustin

    Eazy 1… Quad lover 0… i want to see what she has to say now!

  • rob331

    Hahahahha Eazy ! yOUR the man Fuck that bitch my lawyer my ass suck it up and get on 2 wheels! USA

  • Dan UK

    Fuck that was some funny shit. We need more of this and hopefully the rot that is ‘Legal Action’ will get fucked and leave us all to live a little….!

  • George A

    If she emails again, please post!

  • motohed811Bro

    America ….Fuck Yeah!!!

  • Justin Case

    So proud of you for this….and I apologize for ever slandering you in previous posts…Fuck these quad riding assholes and their bullshit….GO TO HELL ON A SHUDDER ***** FAMILY!!…..officially full Bro fan!…no not fan…supporter!

  • Balls

    hahahha… Nice! Please post her response.

  • jeffrey

    i may have shed a tear while reading that, beautiful.

  • Patrick

    Eazy, thank you so much. You’re the shiznits’. (that’s a lot of shiznits)

  • BRO

    i am Canadian, and i love you hahaha

  • Mike

    I love how dirtbikers seem to think they are better than quad riders…. I bet 90% of the kids on this site can hardly ride a bike.. Say what you want about quad riders but do the same shit as you with twice the weight..

    • FLQuadHater

      When I read this I thought of the nerd from Clerks 2. “Say what you will about Jesus, Randall, but leave The Rings out of it!!”

      Who would WANT to have half the weight? I know, someone who is scared to fall over!

    • Anonymous

      And half the skill

    • dustin

      Yea, twice the weight and half the skill. Why do you think all the chicks ride quads… because its EASY! I don’t hate all quad riders. I’m sure there are a few, and i mean FEW, that are probably ok bros and honestly the quad class is the best to watch. Guaranteed carnage! Its hilarious. Thank you! What bothers me bout quad riders is the other 99.9999% of you idiots who think there one step away from being in the metal mulisha. You ride a quad, quit acting so “hard”. The tracks are constantly getting ruined by quads. The ruts get ruined and all the good dirt on top gets blown off while your doing your best dukes of hazard impression around every corner looking back at your own roost!

    • Todd

      Twice the weight, twice the tire and suspension budget, twice the injuries, twice the gas, 3 times the space on the trailer, half the speed, half the brains, half the pussy, and no respect from bike riders. Suck it Mike.

  • BESTY 72

    Still think this is funny shit.. Did you get a response from this? I’d love to see it lol!

  • OJR

    Hahahaha!

  • Shyeaaah

    Way to make Canadians look bad that Quad Hoe.

    No, no, no. It just doesn’t sound the same as Moto Hoe. Doesn’t have that nice ring to it. Actually, Quad Hoes don’t have a nice anything, so fuck it.