If you’ve been missing all the X-Games stuff like me, then here’s a little gift for you – the only X event that is actually worth watching, in the highest of definitions (if it’s 1984), 240p. If you don’t speak nerd, that basically means that someone took a bunch of photos with a disposable Kodak and stitched them all together into a video. Nonetheless, it’s a series of monster whips for the fans to enjoy.
I will never stop declaring my undying hatred for the fan voting system in Best Whip, although I think Torronteras was one of the best (Pages won it in my opinion). But ESPN views this event as a sideshow, as an opportunity to engage fans while they kick back in their corporate big wig chairs and count stacks of money while they smoke cigars and run their hands up and down their suspenders. Nothing against Hanny or Twitch (Hansen’s whips were right up there in this one), but Best Whip should not be about how many instagram followers you have. That’s what I see, ESPN, that’s what I see. Eazy, out.
With what a shitty week it has been in America, we need some whips to get the ball rolling again. And country music. Because ‘Merica, that’s why. BRO will be back in the swing of things shortly BROs. The NFG lifestyle applies to websites, as well.
By the way, Brett did not get invited to Best Whip Brazil as far as I know. Text in BQ365 anyway. Those fuckers will learn.
Just a bunch of retarded whips. The first one made me sad that I was not doing exactly that right now. Just all “Oh, hey, internet. How goes it? Oh excuse me, I have to bring this whip back.” Full retard, BRO. At least I nailed the screen grab.
You know the drill: watch this video then contact your local ESPN representative with this message – “Get Brett Cue in Best Whip at X-Games or I will Tony Soprano the shit out of your kneecaps in 20 minutes.”
BRO Disclaimer: Not that you shouldn’t do that, just saying that by clicking the “Send” button of that supposed email you are accepting full responsibility for its content and any repercussions that may follow.And you are also agreeing to send a $50 donation to BROs of America, a corrupt charity which I may or may not have just started. Read more »
Just saw this video from Twitch. Basically a shitload of whips on big jumps so it is more or less a masterpiece. And shout out to the dude who brought back the turn down with an accidental nac-nac.
People are asking why Hanny isn’t racing. I say his racing days are behind him. It’s time to get video part moto off the ground and Hansen is a prime candidate. Just do whips and shit that makes old guys uncomfortable, get it on camera, and let the sponsors see those exposure dollars roll in. Read more »
In all seriousness, there is a legitimate chance that watching this video can cure cancer. I mean, there is no credible evidence to disprove that theory, so I am going to go ahead and say it is true. Somebody told me last week that they would like to see moto be more professional, like baseball. It should go without saying that that person does not actually ride. Have fun, it’s a dirt bike.
So if you haven’t seen this movie yet, you probably should. But this part was hands down one of the best, and that’s coming from a guy who usually thinks that everyone who isn’t straight up moto is essentially here strictly for our amusement, like court jesters. But 4th gear wide open jumps in the middle of a random vineyard, ok, I’ll give it to you.
Both of these dudes are basically minor names that fuck shit up when they ride. Cue is essentially blowing up now on whips alone, and you may remember Harvey from his am days and this YouTube vid where he and his BRO toss a double that looks more frightening than a department store Santa on meth. But to the scrubs – it’s again dependent on your position in the scrub community; are you all about style or do you more appreciate the utility of a scrub? Harvey is lower, Cue is flatter (actually he’s not, he’s just upside-down). I’m usually all about the steeze mentality but I cannot ignore Harvey’s foot – scraping dirt just enough to kick up a little roost for the kids at home. It speaks to me and it says “Now that’s a fucking scrub.” It’s too close to call, let’s take it to the polls.
Ep. 2 of the webisode series to get Brett Cue to X Best Whip. He’s better than most of the guys in it, plain and simple. When ESPN takes their heads out of their asses and realizes how much of a lame sideshow fan voting and god-awful camera work made it this year, they’ll hopefully take notice. Regardless, apart from the Yamaha kid who had Asperger’s or something, the BROs should enjoy.
Sloppy edit but the scenery was so good I’m pretty sure it’s the reason that BRO is now considered a porn site by most blocking software. I imagine my reaction to riding this spot would not be unlike this: