I don’t even care that this has the feel of a promo post. This is a true whip contest. Not even a name on there that doesn’t belong, and none left out, either. I love the trash talk, I am so down with a 90-foot hit, and thank whatever Jesus you pray to that there is no fan voting. This will be the most legit whip contest that has ever been held, based on the roster alone. Parsons, Cue, Bereman, McNeil is a contest in itself. I am salesmanning the fuck out of this post right now, but it’s just my own youthful excitement getting the best of me. For once, whips will be judged by how savagely they are thrown, and not by 70,000 idiot teenagers who have been into a Tilly’s before.
By the way, I also am not a fan of the “I popped a Molly and now have a wicked head jerk” whips, but McNeil brings them to a level beyond normal comprehension. He adds a distinct style that I can get on board with.