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Best Battle Of The Year – It’s Anyone’s Race Now

Posted on June 17, 2013 by Eazy | Permalink

Why do Latina women yell so much? Women in general are basically sophisticated parakeets in situations like this, but the Latina women are on another level. What do they think they are contributing? You are doing nothing to help this, lady. I seriously think it is an evolutionary design to enable them to call the people who can actually do something useful (men). (I’ve just now found out that this is in Indonesia. Whatever, same difference).

Anyway, I have watched this about 10 times over, trying to figure out one thing: Who got up and won the race? I mean, this thing is wide open, people. Someone has the chance to be a hero. But honestly, I think every single guy is down for the count. I thought the obvious choice initially was Kawi kid bringing up the rear, but he is immediately off the track nursing the wrist. Leader took a skidplate straight to the shoulder, but I could honestly see him toughing it out and putting this one to bed like a champion. Guy who landed on him is all done; I know for a fact that often times, the one who uses a rider for his landing gets it even worse than dude who acted as said landing. The two KTM kids in 3rd and 4th each got wracked up and hit the dirt hard, and each of them are doing the tell-tale “just got the wind knocked out of me and will never breathe again” crawl, but it could be their race to win if either of them can uncollapse their lungs.

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Jeffrey Herlings Gets Rocked At French GP

Posted on June 10, 2013 by Eazy | Permalink

I feel like it automatically qualifies you as an old guy to say “How does he just bounce up from that,” but honestly, it is all that I am thinking. Like are 16 year old kids just watching this and saying “Oh yeah, that’s part of the program,” or what? I mean, he took 100% of that impact to the side. The track delivered a body shot that would floor Mike Tyson and Herlings just gets up and carries on like he just tipped over in a corner.

On another note, I thought it was a little bit funny watching him tumble down the hill afterward. Like this crash lasted a solid 5 seconds longer than it should have, as little Jeffrey just gets smaller and smaller on the screen in the midst of his tumultuous downhill fiasco. It reminded me way too much of watching a fat guy slip at the top of a tall grass hill and make my day better with each roll his adult onset diabetes body takes.

Finally, why do you “production” people feel the need to put your stupid titling on videos like this? I know you are trying to build awareness for your brand, but this reflects absolutely nothing on what you can do beyond the fact that you can have a camera set up at a downhill and be lucky enough to catch a good crash on it. Go ahead and make a real edit and title the fuck out of it, but leave it off these crash videos even though they’ll get infinitely more views than your shitty edits. Read more »

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Road To Best Whip ep. 5 with Brett Cue

Posted on May 24, 2013 by Eazy | Permalink

Super late on this one but just watch it and contact ESPN with a threat or something if they don’t have BQ at X in LA. But, be polite about it so they don’t get too upset. Like “Hey ESPN, thanks for taking my call. Now, I don’t want to be too much of a bother, but if Brett Cue is not in Best Whip, I think I’m probably going to strap C4 to my whole body and come into your offices and whatever happens, happens. But you have a great day.” They cannot say no to that.

Legal Disclaimer: Don’t actually call in a threat to ESPN. That was a joke. You know, one of those things that people take too seriously.

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The Full Video From Best Whip In Barcelona

Posted on May 21, 2013 by Eazy | Permalink

If you’ve been missing all the X-Games stuff like me, then here’s a little gift for you – the only X event that is actually worth watching, in the highest of definitions (if it’s 1984), 240p. If you don’t speak nerd, that basically means that someone took a bunch of photos with a disposable Kodak and stitched them all together into a video. Nonetheless, it’s a series of monster whips for the fans to enjoy.

I will never stop declaring my undying hatred for the fan voting system in Best Whip, although I think Torronteras was one of the best (Pages won it in my opinion). But ESPN views this event as a sideshow, as an opportunity to engage fans while they kick back in their corporate big wig chairs and count stacks of money while they smoke cigars and run their hands up and down their suspenders. Nothing against Hanny or Twitch (Hansen’s whips were right up there in this one), but Best Whip should not be about how many instagram followers you have. That’s what I see, ESPN, that’s what I see. Eazy, out.

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Cooper Webb Negative Fucks Given At SOB

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Eazy | Permalink

Not a bad video. Some wild angles and cuts. At points, I felt like I was at Tomorrowland, or having a seizure, or both. But I liked the video, and Webby is shredding harder than ever. I still maintain my claim that he top 5s Hangtown. Public school don’t give a fuck.

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Feast Your Eyes On Windham’s SLC Transfer

Posted on April 29, 2013 by Eazy | Permalink


I have not been posting K-Dub’s transfers lately, and that’s on me. I dropped the ball. It happens to the best of us. But what a way to get back into it, in the last two weeks that we will likely EVER see the Windham transfers. Look at the steeze factor, enough to shut down anyone on the track. The necessary turndown is a beautiful thing, especially when performed amidst the cavalcade of buttery style that is Kevin Windham.

Here’s some brain food to gnaw on: Every single one of these transfers is basically do or die, at minimum do or break your face and get internal bleeding or something. There were maybe a few when K-Dub was nursing injuries that were mellow, but for the most part, they are gnarly. Forget about the distance, let’s talk about hitting a giant lip from a skewed angle and landing the same way – case it and your are absolute fucking history, because if the case doesn’t break your ankles, the resulting stop-to-stop swap out is going to make your brain and other vital organs take a time out. And Windham has nailed every fucking one of them. He never rolls them (because he can’t), he just does them. I do not give a shit about results anymore. The BOAT: Baddest Of All Time. Read more »

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Brett Cue’s Road To Best Whip Ep. 4.5

Posted on April 18, 2013 by Eazy | Permalink

With what a shitty week it has been in America, we need some whips to get the ball rolling again. And country music. Because ‘Merica, that’s why. BRO will be back in the swing of things shortly BROs. The NFG lifestyle applies to websites, as well.

By the way, Brett did not get invited to Best Whip Brazil as far as I know. Text in BQ365 anyway. Those fuckers will learn.

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Barcia And Friends Go Full Retard On The Whips

Posted on April 10, 2013 by Eazy | Permalink

Just a bunch of retarded whips. The first one made me sad that I was not doing exactly that right now. Just all “Oh, hey, internet. How goes it? Oh excuse me, I have to bring this whip back.” Full retard, BRO. At least I nailed the screen grab.

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Trailer – The Runaways: Not Another Race Documentary

Posted on April 9, 2013 by Eazy | Permalink

I normally hate posting content from media sites, but this series has BRO written all over it. I have been hearing about this concept for the past 3 months, and it is now coming together. I have never shut up about fun being the core aspect of moto, and nothing else. I want to Helen Keller myself every time I see those Yamaha “Y do I ride?” commercials. Really, is it a hard question? You ride because it’s fun, and if you don’t, then good god just slip into depression now and find the sleeping pills and save all of us a lot of time. Anyway, The Runaways is all about having fun on a dirtbike, sleeping on dirty mattresses, and telling anyone who is not about that to fuck off. BRO will be bringing you all the episodes, as well as Vurb, obviously. It is going to be a wild summer.

Follow these assholes: @DaltonBailey181 and @dhoppanonmous

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Count One For The Quad BROs In Glamis

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Eazy | Permalink

Listen, we all may hate quads, but part of being a champion is knowing your and your opponent’s strengths and weaknesses. Like if you are being chased by a guy on a quad, just turn around quickly and that’s it, he’s all done. But this, don’t ever do this. You will never win in a head on battle with a quad, it just cannot happen. It’s like David vs. Goliath, if Goliath had whatever sweet-ass yellow and blue number this guy has. While Kawi BRO’s kamikaze approach is commendable, it was fucked since Jump Street. The dunes are practically a quad’s natural habitat, anyway. Those things run the shit out of the orange flag steeze.

Love this screenshot. The straight ghostride.

Ghostride the whip!

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