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Backflips and Beatdowns Might Be The Holy Grail Of BRO Events

It’s not everyday that you witness a legend being born, but I think that is what we are seeing in the promoting business with this event. This guy just watched Fuel TV for about 18 hours, put his hands out in front of him, palms up as if he was holding something in each and said: “UFC. Motocross.” Then he slowly interlaced his fingers and started shaking and fire started shooting out of his eyes and there might have been a dragon involved.

It’s perfect, action coming out the ass. Dudes fighting, dudes hitting jumps and getting super radical in the air; even the announcer doesn’t know how to control the mayhem, he’s all over the place. Just stumbling over his words as he tries to focus my attention on one aspect of the show. But it’s never going to happen, chief. I got this guy beating up this guy and then I got this guy doing a cliffhanger over both of them, what do you want from me? I wish my mind was my dick because it is sufficiently blown.

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