
From Sports Illustrated – It would be NASCAR’s dream race in many ways: Ricky Carmichael, Travis Pastrana, James Stewart on the grid of the Daytona 500, legions of 18-to-39-somethings huddled around televisions and smart devices, breathlessly watching this triumvirate of motocracy as it prepared to compete in Sprint Cup’s premier event. Oh, the brand new merchandise they would be wearing. Oh, the loyalty for their new sport of choice bursting from their young and impressionable hearts as they follow their motocross/supercross/action sports heroes loyally to their new vocation. Full article here.
I am definitely becoming quite disgruntled with all of this NASCAR bullshit surrounding MX, probably because NASCAR is pretty much the EnduroCross of the mainstream. I say again that I do not understand why so many racers think that they can automatically go to NASCAR. Oh, I know why they want to; those guys get paid about a billion dollars a lap or some equally absurd amount like that. But, here is the issue BROs – you suck at driving a car circles. At least at first you do. I mean, give even an Asian woman with tunnel vision about a thousand laps and she will be Jeff Gordoning the fuck out of those left turns.
Ok, full disclosure here: I only read the first three paragraphs of this article. It just got really boring, and really all I needed was the first paragraph. First of all, the writer’s name is Brant. Ok, that’s one point for me and the rest of the world that is not named Brant. But seriously, NASCAR, get off our Kool-Aid. These guys want to race NASCAR for the cash money, that is it. I do not blame them, I blame every state south of the Mason-Dixie line (Google it) for enabling that sort of driver compensation. Brant, you make your sport sound pretty fucking pathetic saying your dream car race would be a race between a bunch of MX racers. Furthermore, trust me when I say that RC’s or Stewart’s involvement in NASCAR will not be enough to make people like it. You would need all the busty, loose women in the world to win that battle. Oh, and saying “18-39 somethings” makes no fucking sense. If you are giving specific ages, you needn’t use the “something” you dumb fuck.
P.S. How NASCAR is Carmichael now? I guarantee he is running a fat lip of Skoal right this second.