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How To Seat Bounce Like A Boss

I challenge anyone to prove that this dude did not land it. That Russian motherfucker rode the front end for a quarter mile then dropped the back wheel down just in time to slug some vodka and fire off a few rounds with the AK. Seat bounce swag for days and not giving a fuck about it. The man has sandbags on the back of that bitch just so he can get maximum seat bounce swag out of every opportunity he has. Ivan Dochenko would be proud.

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How Much Of A Boss Is The Old Guy Who Rides MX On American Weed?

Swag city bitch. Swag swag city bitch. Dude is not giving one fuck while he’s doin’ stunts and rollin’ blunts. I mean, if you don’t think this guy runs the show, just look at his woman. Scoreboard, BROs.

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Blake Wharton Has Swag For Days And Days And Days

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So I just sniped this screenshot from one of the Transworld Pit Pass vids from A2. More or less, Blake Wharton is just doing it and doing it well for the Rockstar team. Like, if you have that sort of ridiculous ecosystem living on top of your dome, you say fuck you all and your New Eras, I’m going to run the shit out of the fedora and shades like a goddamn champion. Clearly, you needn’t school Blake Wharton in the ways of swag, BROs, because he has it in spades. Normally, I would say a hairstyle like Liza Minnelli on an extraordinarily humid day would do nothing to improve your position with the sluts in the pits, but I will publicly race a quad and even donate to their favorite non-profit – the KKK – if Blake did not get at least a dozen phone numbers and equally as many handjobs at Anaheim. Fire up the bandwagon because I am totally on board, BRO. Straight up, that deserves a bonus check from Rockstar. He is totally covering up the caveman look.

If I could run that Slash look, every time I was about to fuck a chick, when I took my hat off, I would say “Welcome to the jungle”. Like a boss.

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