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Ben Townley Signs With Beer Company Honda In Australia

Ben TownleyFrom MotoOnline – Carlton Dry Honda Thor Racing has officially announced that 2004 MX2 Motocross World Champion Ben Townley will ride in Australia full time next season. Townley will join British MX1 Motocross Champion Brad Anderson at the factory Honda team, with the duo to contest the Open class onboard Honda’s CRF450R. “It has taken some time to reach this point,” Townley admitted. “I was intent on racing in the USA again but things didn’t work out there, and during that time I’d had on going talks with Yarrive about racing for Carlton Dry Honda Thor Racing if things didn’t work out in America.

Am I the only one who is scratching his head with this? Like, Townley is fast, why does he need to be fucking around in Australia? I feel like Ari Gold when he met Lloyd’s boyfriend – BRO, you could get girls, what are you doing? I get it that he shit the bed last year, but he was racing in Europe so he was way too depressed to perform on the motorcycle. Where would you rather be racing? Sunny SoCal, or some war-torn slum in Yugoslavia? It is clearly going to affect your attitude out on the track. The reason that Townley was good in the GPs before was because he had not tasted the sweet nectar of American life yet.

But, do not think that I have missed the fact that Townley is riding for a beer company. You know that took some of the sting out of signing a contract in not-America. Oh, have fun with cases stacked to the ceiling of your energy poison, BROs, I am going to have a beer or twelve out on the beach. Beer companies really should be in MX. Riders drink that shit much more often than Monster or Rockstar, you can take that to the bank.

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Steven Clarke’s Crash Video Really Takes Me Back

This is a true story: When I was racing 85s, I used to fall almost every single moto. Seriously 75% of the races I did, I ended up on the ground at some point. My dad decided that he needed to give me the same advice every time I was on the gate, something that has stuck with me to this day. With my nerves to the fucking ceiling as I checked the bike for the billionth time to make sure the choke was off, he would lean down to my helmet and offer his supportive words of wisdom – “Just don’t fall.” Wait, what? Then, after he left me with a big thumbs up and a smile, I would sit there with about 30 seconds before the gate drop and my brain essentially in a thumb-sucking fetal position as I tried to wrap my head around what he just said to me.

In hindsight, it was great advice; studies have shown that falling almost always results in slower lap times. Therefore, not falling should always be step number one to running a solid pace for the whole moto. Unfortunately, the harsh reality we live in today is that when you give a kid that kind of advice, the result is almost always similar to what we see Scuba demonstrating in the video. What can I say? We are the rebellious Generation Y. Tell me not to jump and I am jumping; tell me not to fall, and I will be sure to have you sweating hospital bills for the next few weeks. Read more »

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