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Thunder Valley For Assholes: 450 Breakdown

Stewart Thunder Valley Crash

Photo cred: Matty Rice

Moto 1

Pre-race: Thunder in the vicinity, but if anything that will only make the racing better. People really break out the awesome scrubs when they could potentially get struck by lightning.

Holeshot: Tommy Hahn decides to get in the mix and pull the holeshot. But The Dunge got the holeshot that matters, the one that only includes himself and Stewie.

2 minutes: Weimer was making moves and passed Hahn for an ill minute before getting passed back. Stewie meanwhile has been working from about 7th to 3rd, leaving Dungey to wonder how he can get past the infamous octuple century BRO.

4 minutes: James is getting on his Everts game (but less European), standing up through ruts like a boss. He’s in the lead now and ruining everyone. The Dunge is up to 4th.

7 minutes: James saw that weird thing from The Mothman Prophecies crossing the track and then two seconds later ate shit in the ruts. James is out, and Dungey is Charlie Sheening this shit.

15 minutes: The Dunge is keeping it ice cold, no mistakes. He should have had the “Iceman” nickname. I say again it’s a bit ironic that Broc Hepler ran that one for so long. His concussion count did not really support that moniker.

16 minutes: Weimer makes the move on Hahn for second, running the leisurely pass around the outside.

20 minutes: Nothing’s happening. Nothing’s happening

27 minutes: Metcalfe around Alessi for third. No soup for you, Mike.

29 minutes: Dungey is miles out front.

Last lap: Couple of whips for The Dunge, nothing too fancy, but just letting his hair down a little.

Finish: Dungey, Weimer, Metty in the top 3.

Moto 2

Pre-race: Stew is a no show for moto 2. Dungey has this one in the bag. He can literally win at the push of a button. Also, #1 key to the race: Don’t hit neutral. So key, I have that written on my bar pad every time I go out.

Holeshot: It’s The Dunge. Maybe he’ll fall (spoiler alert: he doesn’t). Weimer and Shorty in the top 3 again, and Tickle ripping a good start finally.

1 minute: Shorty, right behind Weimer, doing triple step ups, not even giving a fuck that he won’t make the inside line. He passes Weimer in the section immediately after that. No coincidence, life favors the NFGers.

10 minutes: Dungey still out front, Shorty running second. Weimer is third but Tickle might have something to say about that.

15 minutes: Alessi fell. May or may not have stood on someone’s bike in an effort to beat them.

25 minutes: Tickle casually passes Weimer for third and has the crosshairs on Shorty now. Kid’s riding like a boss.

30 minutes: Again, Dungey by a mile. Maybe just throw him on a 350 so he can hate his life as much as the guys he’s annihilating right now.

Finish: Dungey wraps up a 1/1, first time KTM has ever done that in the big boy class. Shorty holds on for second, even though Tickle was going hard in the paint in third.

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GoPro HD At H-Town – This Time With More Stewie!

If you like James Stewart, then the GoPro BROs have been busting out some joints for you over the past week. But this one is totally fresh, because this time, there’s dubstep. Whomping you in the face. We also get some of Millsaps’ footy in the mix, but only when he’s right behind James. You know you are a boss when sponsors hook up a guy just because he’s behind you. He’s Monica Lewinsky to Stewie’s Bill Clinton.

You’ll find the Joelessi bonzai at about 2:50. When in doubt, take ‘em out.

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Hangtown For Assholes: 450 Breakdown

Photo by @vurbswanny

Moto 1

Holeshot: Shorty getting back to his pre-350 form and grabbing the lead off start (although Stew got to the line first). Bubb Stew is right there. Davi Gravy running the #3 spot with Hahn behind him. The Dunge couldn’t pull the start, the carbon fiber batteries aren’t in yet.

1 Minute: Well, there goes James into the lead (and about 1,000 YZ450 sales down the drain).

9 Minutes: Stewart isn’t “2008 gone”, but he’s got a good lead. Shorty, Millsaps, and Metcalfe are starting their own thing in the 2-4 positions.

15 minutes: Metcalfe moves past Millsaps and Short into 2nd. Boner jams ’12 for the Suzuki BROs. The Dunge is catching this crew.

20 minutes: Stewie pretty much has this one locked up. Metcalfe still in second but Millsaps and The Dunge are ripping like a home schooler’s diploma after he gets laughed out of a job interview.

25 minutes: Millsaps gets around Metty World Peace and now The Dunge is looking to follow suit.

29 minutes: Dungey does not give a fuck about braking bumps (more like gayking bumps, am I right?) and gets into the inside of Metcalfe past the mechanics’ area, moving into 3rd.

Finish: James Bubba wins it, still perfect from 2008 if you give him a mulligan for Unadilla 2010.

Moto 2

Holeshot: Tony informed Mike that if he didn’t get a holeshot, he would have to go down to the basement and feed Jeff a Baby Ruth. Mike got that fucking holeshot.

5 minutes: The Dunge passes Alessi, but Mike took it right back. Each lap in the lead is a vision back to the glory days that have long since faded.

7 minutes: Top 4 is pretty tight right now, Alessi leading the freight train of Dungey, Stewart, and Short. Stewart passes The Dunge and looks to pass Alessi, but Mike just watched “Get Rich Or Die Trying” and really took it to heart. Pretty much kamikazes James, it would have been a black flag offense if Stew actually crashed.

7.5 minutes: James passes Mike. Two turns later.

8 minutes: The Dunge moves past Joelessi.

15 minutes: Stew and Dungey are pulling way ahead. The Dunge is pretty close but he can’t make anything happen, James is the ironic carrot to his mule.

25 minutes: Lappers on lappers on lappers. Someday, they’ll replace the blue flag with a potato gun. That would be much more effective and hilarious. You can ignore a blue flag, you aren’t ignoring a 5 pound spud flying at your dome at 700mph.

26 minutes: The lappers aren’t moving for Dungey. He doesn’t have James’ experience at making people pull over (got ‘em).

Finish: James coasts over the finish for the 1-1, The Dunge was not far back in 2nd. Joelessi’s 7-3 is good for 3rd and dinner at the grown up table.

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What (The Fuck) Happened At Hangtown

Photos by Ryne Swanberg @vurbswanny

The Dunge

KTM Commandment #1: He who rides a KTM shall carry a KTM umbrella. To go with his toaster.

James Stewart

James looking like D.L. Hughely these days

Tyla Rattray

Call up the replacement replacement rider. Rattray got a few laps in before his hand decided to be a little bitch.

Ken Roczen

Ken Roczen showing some German style. Pissed off as fuck. Keine fickt gegeben (that's how google translate claims you say "no fucks given" in German)

Freeburg

Zack Freeburg got the call from TMOY, Grant Langston, to rip the KTM for the outdoors.

Laninovich

And Lano is running the TLD bike for a few races. He's generally way better indoors but now he's got a solid bike (and a 450) for MX so look for him to be railing ruts (and the other thing)

Sean Collier

Sean Collier still exists. He intends to take his legacy beyond that 3 second cameo in "Motocrossed". He kind of killed it at Hangtown.

Nico Izzi

Killing it.

Nico Izzi

...And not so much

The Boys

Izzi and Hahn are the kings of this photo. Style so gangster it's slangin' car stereos.

Blake Baggett

Everyone was saying that PC wouldn't be winning too much this year. Guess that starts next weekend.

Barcia Goggles

Barcia's all "Sorry BROs, I only dish out goggles to people who have tits."

Thumbs up if you down with O.P.P.

Your hair reminds me of my handlebars.

Your hair reminds me of my handlebars. Renthal should make kevlar scrunchies, they give you less arm pump.

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Down The Line Hangtown Preview: 450 Class

stew

From @racerxonline

5 Ryan Dungey – The Dunge obviously has the results to back his game up recently, but that KTM still looks like a looming cloud of hideous uncertainty to me. He was definitely faster on the Suzuki, stamp it.

7 James Stewart – Stew looks way better on the Suzuki. He likes the bike. Like I said, literally could have given him a Yamaha with Suzuki plastics and he would have killed it. I’m calling him for the win, but every time I gamble I lose so we’ll see where we are on Monday.

10 Justin Brayton – How about Brayton? I remember when he was some arenacross joe; now he’s factory and just doing whack-off gestures in your face. I think he’ll be right about where he was in SX, up front in “tier 2″.

11 Kyle Chisholm – Chiz is definitely a better outdoor rider. As vanilla as Ice Ice Baby, but a good rider. JWR BROs are looking for some top 10s. Actually, they’re probably looking for top 5s, but I don’t see many of those in their basket.

18 David Millsaps – Millsaps is the big fish at JGR now. As long as he’s walking with that swagger (and not stopping it), he should be a top 5er.

21 Jake Weimer – Would you consider Weimer to be the marquis rider at Kawi now? Probably, right? He hasn’t won anything on the 450, but Rattray has never ridden one other than MXdN. Put Weimer down for a couple of podiums.

23 Gareth Swanepoel – Did not even know Swanny was riding 450s until just this second. He was the only dude to beat Mitch last year, so he can fucks with the big dogs. And that wasn’t a typo, I wrote “fucks.” Kind of on a Method Man thing right now.

24 Brett Metcalfe – Metty is going to do well because nothing lights a fire under a guy’s ass like being usurped as the focal rider under a tent. He’s also a better outdoor rider anyway. I see some top 3s.

26 Michael Byrne – Byrner was out for all of SX, and he’s on a team that typically struggles like the worst morning after ever. He’s the guy over there, but he needs some factory shit if he’s going to do anything.

27 Nicholas Wey – What I said for Byrne.

28 Tyla Rattray – Rattray’s another question mark for me. His fitness is what is going to get him places, but the guys in this class are generally pretty solid in that category. This isn’t the kid’s table, BRO. Step the speed game up.

29 Andrew Short – Short will probably be pretty solid. I wonder if he has to wrestle with Larry Brooks before every moto like Joelessi did in ’05? That wasn’t uncomfortable or anything.

32 Tommy Hahn – Hahn is kind of a machine outdoors, I’m surprised no one has been saying that. He’s also on the factory Honda. Of course, he’s one of a few candidates who always did way better off a factory bike rather than on one.

33 Josh Grant – I wasn’t really thinking about JG to do anything this year but he crept some good rides in at the end of SX. He was probably the only guy who smoked The Dunge a couple of times in 2010, but that was a while ago (pre-child).

36 Kyle Regal – Regal is also kind of a machine outdoors. Now he’s on a bike that he actually likes. And if worse comes to worst, he can just live off the sugar teen momma. I’ll take it, sandwiches for everyone.

46 Les Smith – Lester The Molester is riding for Langston. He’s golden.

48 Jimmy Albertson – Albertson needs to shake off that horrendous SX season and keep banging his hot wife. She replaced Erin Bates. She’s British. Probably says “lieu” and “torch”. But she’s still hot. Good for you, Jimmy. Oh yeah, and ride well and stuff.

50 Nico Izzi – Guarantee that Izzi lays down top 5 lap times pretty much every practice. He just needs to have fewer children and start putting down motos and he will be a top 5 guy.

52 Ben LaMay – 15th place. Next.

53 Ryan Sipes – Sipes is another dude who is fast as fuck but cannot put together a moto outdoors. He’s also coming off an injury and jumping up to the 450 class. He gets good starts on the 4-fatty, so I’ll give him some holeys and a smile.

59 Vince Friese – Vince might be the poster child of “No Fucks Given”. Fights on the starting line, taking anyone and everyone out, and he’s also privateer now so I would look out if I was everyone else on the track. Or around it.

60 Mathew Lemoine – Lemoine is also jumping up to the 450. His SX season was pretty flacid (yeah, flacid). No boner at all. We’ll see if he can get some people hard on the big bike. To be honest, I’m not expecting much, probably gonna need some help from the blocked sites on my computer.

232 Billy Laninovich – Lano is riding the TLD 450 for a few rounds at least. He’s a boss, but was always better indoors. As long as he’s throwing whips in everyone’s face, he’ll be a winner in my book.

439 Ryan Hughes – Ryno is actually racing. I have no idea where he will be. I swear to you I have been hearing from people that he’ll easily crack the top 10, maybe top 5. No lie. He’s probably meditating on it right now.

800 Mike Alessi – People think Alessi will do way better this year, but I’m not really seeing it. I think people forget that he rode the 450 last year for KTM, not the tree-fiddy. He’ll probably be about the same as he was, but with a black bike. Dock him two positions right there.

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BRO Top 5: Drinking Games Of The Outdoors That Will Get You Hammered

Holeshot BeerBefore SX, we gave you the top 5 Drinking Games. Now it’s time to go outdoors, and get drunk all over again.

1. Drink when Dungey or Stewart win. Drinking Frequency: 24 times per season. Drink of Choice: Champagne. This is a gimme, a fail-safe. It’s a game that ensures that you will be drinking, and that is pretty much all that we want here. Will it definitely be 24? Maybe, only time will tell. 20+ though, take that to the bank.

2. Drink every time you see a replacement rider. Drinking Frequency: 4-5 times per race. Drink of Choice: Kamikazes. After running through the gauntlet of Supercross, a lot of guys cannot say they made it out the other side. And some guys just say “Fuck nationals” and contract Epstein-Barr. Regardless, teams need the sponsorship dollars coming in, so it’s time to sort through the bargain bin and grab a rider who is just going to go for it, no fucks given.

3. Drink when someone asks where Villopoto or Reed is. Drinking Frequency: 5 times per race. Drink of Choice: Whiskey. If you’ve never been to a national, let me break something down for you: The average fan is a complete fucking moron. That’s all there is to it. Like, how in this day of technology, when you can literally find out with the click of a button what a rider’s shit looks like on a daily basis (soft-serve ice cream today, thank you) can someone be so ignorant. Drink whiskey, it’s an angry beverage. Then punch that asshole in the face.

4. Just drink at Red Bud. Drinking Frequency: A lot. Drink of Choice: Bud Light. There are two reasons to not drink at Red Bud – 1) Your throat is bleeding because you yelled “Red Buuuud” too often, or 2) You are in a state of exhaustion from drinking so much. Actually in either case, drinking more will probably remedy the situation.

5. Drink when Random Hero complains about the track. Drinking Frequency: 10 times per race. Drink of Choice: W[h]ine. All too often at Nationals, random hero shows his ugly face and expects to win. The ugly truth, unfortunately, is that he sucks. He rode a highway track at home and put down some laps, and thinks he’s got it; time to go get famous. But when he gets off practice and is sitting pretty with a solid 60th, he knows where to point fingers.

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Supercross For Assholes: 2012 450 Review Pt.2

Ryan Villopoto

Like a boss

Mid-season: Ok, this Stewart thing is not really working out, and now Reed and Dungey are out. But the second part of the series has got to come on strong, right? Right??

Daytona: Who ordered the mud? Of course at the gnarliest race of the year, Stewart crushes everyone. Probably because he was so busy riding in that shithole that he didn’t have time to think “Don’tfalldon’tfalldon’tfalldon’tfall. Fuck, I fell.” Villopoto also managed to bust out the Joey fall of the year, like a boss. Millsaps and Windham crept onto the podium.

  1. Ryan Villopoto – 221
  2. Ryan Dungey – 192
  3. James Stewart – 177
  4. Kevin Windham – 143
  5. Jake Weimer – 134

Indianapolis: Stewart bit the dust in the heat race and didn’t even make it down for the LCQ (that’s standard). Mike Alessi actually led this one for a little while; when the top guys are out, it’s his time to shine. Unfortunately this was one of those tracks with a whoops section and he got 6th. Villopoto was back up front and it’s pretty obvious at this point in the season that it’s a wrap.

  1. Ryan Villopoto – 246
  2. Ryan Dungey – 192
  3. James Stewart – 177
  4. Davi Millsaps – 151
  5. Kevin Windham – 146

Toronto: Villopoto smoked everyone. It was in Canada. You get the picture.

(You know it’s a rager of a season when 2 of the top 3 riders in the points aren’t even racing.)

  1. Ryan Villopoto – 271
  2. Ryan Dungey – 192
  3. James Stewart – 177
  4. Davi Millsaps – 169
  5. Kevin Windham – 166

Houston: Villopoto actually clinched the title at this round, with 4 races left to go. Stewart returned and cleaned the fuck out of Kyle Regal before turning his dark magic (no pun intended) to himself and crashing the fuck out of that Yamaha. Millsaps got sick of giving a fuck and put the JGR bike on the podium again.

  1. Ryan Villopoto – 296
  2. Ryan Dungey – 192
  3. Davi Millsaps – 191
  4. Justin Brayton – 181 (whoa, where did he come from?)
  5. James Stewart – 178

New Orleans: Villopoto won. Again. In the out of nowhere ride of the year, Grant comes in hot to take 2nd and remind people that he used to hand it to pretty much everyone on the track, the operative term there being “used to”. Still a ripper, though. Joelessi took himself out of third with a few laps to go and gave it to Brayton.

  1. Ryan Villopoto – 321
  2. Davi Millsaps – 206
  3. Justin Brayton – 201
  4. Ryan Dungey – 192
  5. James Stewart – 178

Seattle: Villopoto’s knee decided to be a whiny little bitch and kill itself. The Dunge was back for this one but not in true form, he even let Hitler Youth beat him. Roczen was 350 cruising behind Shorty all moto. Good race, Short was not giving it to the kid (“giving it” to kids is generally a recipe for trouble, ask Chris Hansen). [I don't actually think Roczen is a Nazi, but you can't deny that he is a Hitler wet dream come to life. That kid is as Aryan as it gets]

  1. Ryan Villopoto – 323
  2. Davi Millsaps – 222
  3. Justin Brayton – 219
  4. Ryan Dungey – 207
  5. Jake Weimer – 191

Salt Lake City: The “penultimate round”, as Ralph would remind us 1,000 times (he loves to keep it fresh). Villopoto is out for the season now (wow, really??). The Dunge came out in full force, after getting taken out by Weimer like a boss, he came back and passed him and Millsaps to win it, no fucks given (have I said that yet?).

  1. Ryan Villopoto – 323
  2. Davi Millsaps – 244
  3. Justin Brayton – 237
  4. Ryan Dungey – 232
  5. Jake Weimer – 211

Las Vegas: This one just happened so not much needs to be said. The Dunge crushed everyone on the course then crushed mad brews at the bar afterwards like a KTM champion (3rd place). Millsaps took 2nd and sewed up 2nd in the championship (NFG), Brayton grabbed 3rd.

  1. Ryan Villopoto – 323
  2. Davi Millsaps – 266
  3. Ryan Dungey – 257
  4. Justin Brayton – 257
  5. Jake Weimer – 229

Real talk: when was the last time Suzuki was the only brand not represented in the top 5? Suzuki bullshit. And I ride one so I can say that.

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Supercross For Assholes: 2012 450 Review Pt.1

Anaheim 1 startPre-season: The highly touted arrival of James Stewart on JGR has everyone on pins and needles. No way he could possibly do worse on this bike…

Anaheim 1: The fans were treated to quite the surprise as Villopoto fucking destroyed everyone. He really overcame the exhaustion of winning everything in 2011 well. Reed had a tip over but proceeded to not give a fuck and took 2nd in front of The Dunge. And James hit the deck.

  1. Ryan Villopoto – 25
  2. Chad Reed – 22
  3. Ryan Dungey – 20
  4. Justin Brayton – 18
  5. Jake Weimer – 16

Phoenix: Villopoto goes down on lap 1. The Dunge leads the race from flag to flag, and all those assholes who have ridden KTMs since 1999 think that’s proof that they were right all along. Your 520exc is still a piece of shit. Oh, and James hit the deck.

  1. The Dunge – 45
  2. Ryan Villopoto – 45
  3. Jake Weimer – 38
  4. Chad Reed – 38
  5. Kevin Windham – 31

Los Angeles: Ryan Morais folds Canard into some Marilyn Manson pose. Villojoey got a bad start and Reed was all over it for the win. The Dunge came through the pack for a gentleman’s 2nd, and James hit the deck, but still finished 3rd in front of Villopoto.

  1. Ryan Dungey – 67
  2. Chad Reed – 63
  3. Ryan Villopoto – 63
  4. James Stewart – 48
  5. Jake Weimer – 48

Oakland: Someone threw some firecrackers into the stadium. No, wait, it’s ok. Those are just gun shots. This race was a fucking epic battle between Stewie, Reed, and Villopoto. Dungey was just KTMing around in 4th. Stew managed to not hit the deck and take the win. People shot their guns in the air in celebration, and for any other reason they could think of. It’s Oakland.

  1. Chad Reed – 85
  2. Ryan Dungey – 85
  3. Ryan Villopoto – 83
  4. James Stewart – 73
  5. Jake Weimer – 61

Anaheim 2: Villopoto got out front and just did his thing. Reed was running #2 for a while until James took out his pride-killer rhythm and put Reed behind him. Villo won in front of Stewie, Reed, and Dungey back in 4th, starting to get too comfortable back there.

  1. Ryan Villopoto – 108
  2. Chad Reed – 105
  3. Ryan Dungey – 103
  4. James Stewart – 95
  5. Kevin Windham – 73

San Diego: Villopoto took the win in SD, while everyone else was busy S’in D’s (got ‘em). James hit the deck in the whoops and couldn’t get out from under his bike in a moment of epically simultaneous symbolism and foreshadow. Dungey was getting destroyed by the whoops, but only figuratively pinned under his bike, took a 3rd. Reed took a rather mute 2nd.

  1. Ryan Villopoto – 133
  2. Chad Reed – 127
  3. Ryan Dungey – 123
  4. James Stewart – 101
  5. Kevin Windham – 78

Dallas: Stewart stalled it early in the race and took out himself and Millsaps while Coy was busy seeing if you can rig the cord on the headphones into a makeshift noose. Reed was looking like a boss, all over Villopoto until he seat-bounced his face into the ground and got ruined. First one to bite the dust for the season.

  1. Ryan Villopoto – 158
  2. Ryan Dungey – 145
  3. Chad Reed – 128
  4. James Stewart – 116
  5. Jake Weimer – 92

Atlanta: Random hero (but not really) Cole Seely led 7 laps of this race like a fucking boss, even diced it up with Dungey for a couple of laps. The Dunge finally made his appearance on the course again, and passed Seely to take the win. Stewart also remembered that he’s actually pretty good and took the boss pass of the race, passing Seely around the outside of turn 1 for 3rd. Villopoto was #2.

  1. Ryan Villopoto – 180
  2. Ryan Dungey – 170
  3. James Stewart – 136
  4. Chad Reed – 128
  5. Jake Weimer – 106

St. Louis: Stewart hits the deck, on lap 1. Those assholes chilling back in December have no idea how wrong they really are. Villopoto pretty much crushed this one, even slowing down at the end to give The Dunge a little hope, of which there was none. KTM said Dungey actually had a broken collarbone before this race, or a severe case of what in Austria they call, “bullshit”.

  1. Ryan Villopoto – 205
  2. Ryan Dungey – 192
  3. James Stewart – 152
  4. Chad Reed – 128
  5. Kevin Windham – 123
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Las Vegas For Assholes: 450 Breakdown

Las Vegas For Assholes thumbPre-race: This just in: everyone is ready to be done with this race. We’re in Las fucking Vegas.

Holeshot: Joelessi literally sticks his foot out to hold off Dungey. Understandable, that holeshot check represents about 30% of his earnings this season.

Lap 1: The Dunge triples past Alessi in the rhythm section, didn’t really need the crystal ball to see that one coming.

Lap 3: Metcalfe stands Alessi up in the corner after the rhythm. That’s two vodkas thus far if you are playing the drinking game.

Lap 4: Weimer around Joelessi. In the whoops, the section where Alessi dreams go to die.

Lap 5: Millsaps triples past Alessi for 4th in the same spot as Dungey and Metty, with literally the same effort as I am giving typing this sentence.

Lap 5 (cont’d): Izzi and Brayton around Alessi. If you’re playing the drinking game right now, stop. You’re hammered.

Lap 6: Grant sneaking into the picture now, getting around….well you already know who he got around.

Lap 7: Weimer ski-jumps it to the inside of Metty for 2nd. That ski-jump is no joke, by the way – only those who give the least amount of fucks can really handle it.

Lap 8: Millsaps totally BROing for it in the whoops to get Weimer, Weimer squares him up and keeps the position like a boss.

Lap 9: Millsaps’ and Weimer’s bikes make contact in the air, Human Centipede-style. All sorts of joey moves ensue, legs everywhere. But both riders recover without losing anything.

Lap 10: Brayton around Metty for 4th, coming up on Saps and Weimer. This race would actually be good if The Dunge wasn’t KTMing everyone right in the butt.

Lap 13: It’s pretty much wrapped. The Dunge has about 15 seconds, he’s basically an arenacross track ahead of everyone.

Lap 16: Brayton around Weimer for third in the turn before the whoops. Weimer looks like he’s over it, ready for the Hard Rock.

Lap 20: Fro talking about the 350 – “Bring a pistol to a gun fight when another guy brings a machine gun.” Yup.

Finish: The Dunge was already at the bar before the other BROs even made it to the flag.

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Carmichael And Dungey Don’t Know Who The Wheelie Boyz Are But It’s Cool, Just Throw Them In The Vid Anyway

How about the fact that Raise It Up and The Boyz are just blowing the shit up these day? That’s all I took away from this video. Like, Carmichael and Dungey had no fucking idea what the dude was talking about, but the editors had to include that question just to get the RIU footage in there. The boss definitely told the guy, “Listen, this interview is going to be totally gay if we don’t spice it up a little. Get those black guys who are complete savages in the streets, that ought to do the trick.” It did, BRO. It did.

P.S. I like seeing the archive footage, too. Who would have thought there would be something to desperately piecing together a hodgepodge of scrap footy so we don’t have to watch Hipster Harry awkwardly talking to RC the whole time?

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