Do I even need to say anything else about the boyz from B-more? Absolutely blowing shit up these days. Getting in the mags and everything, capturing the eye of the mainstream. I mean, when you casually drag fender, everyone is going to be on your shit. That’s just the way the world works. Although Chino on a quad almost made me blow chunks all over the keyboard.
After the first five minutes of this video, the next seven could have been the extended cut of “2 Girls 1 Cup” and this still would have been the best video I have seen all year. I said “Are you kidding me?” more times than when my parents told me that Santa isn’t real. I mean, really, are you fucking kidding me? Price tag still on the 450 and not giving a fuck about it.
With Meek Mill and Chino blowing up bike life like a school child in Nagasaki these days, stuff like this is what I am most excited about. I mean, not all black people residing in an urban metropolis can possibly be good at this shit, right? So when all the joes start emerging from the woodwork to try their hand at the WOWBoyz lifestyle, it’s going to do phenomenal things for people like me who take such jubilation out of seeing others get hurt. And it’s on a quad. For the win.
The vast majority of the action in this – no one, and I mean NO ONE, on the line for a national could do it. And I can already hear the haters saying “Why would they want to do it?” Um, same reason that I’d like to thrown reins on a pterodactyl and ride it to school – because it’s fucking awesome, chief. Seriously, who else can make garbage 7 minute edits that have you glued to the screen the whole time? WOW Boyz are doing it.
Who’s the kid with the Lil Bow Wow haircut? The hand drags are unreal. Like, people can’t do that.
It has been way too long since the WOW Boyz dropped some real fire on us. I was even starting to lose faith. I was all “Maybe all those dumbass, Klan-loving rednecks are right; maybe these guys really are just a bunch of hoodlums who steal bikes and do dangerous activities in crowded city streets and probably sling drugs to young children while they do it.” Nope. Take a look at that vid. Sheer poetic athleticism at its finest. This is the pinnacle of moto. I about lost my shit when I saw Chino’s part, which starts at 4:10. Bike skills that you dream about. And TTR125 guy is just like “I use the sidewalk because it’s safer. Like a boss.”
Yeah, I saw the quads, and I’m not even complaining. Fat people need something to raise it up on, too.
Get Chino a factory ride right fucking now. Like, he probably gets free bikes anyway (bolt cutters provide a significantly better discount than most sponsorships), but let’s just make it official. How is this possible? The U-turn itself is one thing, but then he claims it riding by at full clip and giving the camera the business the whole time. Lights out, we’re done here. Lil Chino has left the building. Rolling through like a boss.
How about the fact that Raise It Up and The Boyz are just blowing the shit up these day? That’s all I took away from this video. Like, Carmichael and Dungey had no fucking idea what the dude was talking about, but the editors had to include that question just to get the RIU footage in there. The boss definitely told the guy, “Listen, this interview is going to be totally gay if we don’t spice it up a little. Get those black guys who are complete savages in the streets, that ought to do the trick.” It did, BRO. It did.
P.S. I like seeing the archive footage, too. Who would have thought there would be something to desperately piecing together a hodgepodge of scrap footy so we don’t have to watch Hipster Harry awkwardly talking to RC the whole time?
I have to be honest, the last Raise It Up video I saw was incredibly depressing for me. I think I have done well to promote these dudes, and I have always supported what they do even though it is almost definitely causing little children to lose their bikes on a daily basis. Some things are just more important, you know? All you kids who got your bikes stolen, they went to a better cause, which is throwing 12 o’clock shit in the middle of Baltimore traffic after a fifth of Hennessy, like a boss. So imagine my distress when I watched the latest Raise It Up Sundays video and it was almost entirely quads. Just a shit load of blasters and banshees doing their gay wheelies that don’t count because a wheelie by definition requires only one wheel to be making contact with the ground, the only exception being in a car (which I consider quads to be, anyway). But it was just upsetting to see. I felt betrayed, as if my nuts had been chopped off and used as an ornament on a quad trailer hitch, because those guys love that retarded shit.
But now the BROs are back at it. A few quads still, and I still have no respect for the quad guys because that is literally half as impressive as what the dudes on bikes are doing. But apart from that I would honestly say this is the best vid since the Code Red video.
Still thinking about making this a shirt or a poster or something:
This guy is all “Just try and fuck with my bench press wheelie, bitch.” Stuntin’ so hard, I cannot even handle it. I mean, I guarantee those weights are fake as shit, but that is beside the point. It’s all about the DILLIGAF lifestyles, and my dude has it in spades. From the negative camber on his hat to the Batman-edition body armor, you are not fuckin’ with this dude. Raise it up, homie.
Young and Reckless just jumped to a whole new level of respect in my mind. I never had anything against the brand, but at the same time, I knew that the only reason they took off is because Drama is Rob’s cousin. But this is as legit as it gets. Producing Raise It Up shit on the streets of LA with Meek Mill and Lil Chino is easily the coolest move I have seen by any moto-involved brand in a long time. It is perfect too, because it exemplifies their brand to a tee: youth culture not giving a fuck. That’s the exact same reason that I will never stop supporting Raise It Up and the Wheelie Boyz – all you dudes that complain about it and hate on them are either old as fuck, or just fucking pussies. That is it, and if you don’t like it, get the fuck out, because if you don’t think that shit is thebomb.com, then you are not the right type to be reading BROtocross. Read more »