From Craigslist – hey everyone looking to start metal mulisha enthusiast riding group. This would be almost like a club but not quite. we would meet for rides maybe attend events all depending on the group. we would have mulisha patches and things like that but no “MC” patch. if anyone is interested in joing (sp) me in this email me and let me know. - email@example.com
I get a ton of e-mails about dumb Craigslist postings and usually ignore them. I mean, Craigslist might be the retard capital of the internet; I’m pretty sure Craig wears a helmet to eat his soup. I could easily post 10 ads a day from Craigslist and turn this site into just that, another idiot’s “Make fun of other idiots on Craigslist” blog. But I don’t want that to happen.
So having said all that, I had to post this one. Seems pretty straight forward, just a BRO who has no friends looking for more Metal Mulisha BROs to go to bars with and tell girls they ride, provided they grow the courage to actually talk to girls. Those BROs usually just head over to the bar and expect chicks to talk to them, and when it doesn’t happen, they say the place is dead even if there is pussy up to the rafters. Then they all go home and whack off while watching some Crusty Demons shit. Now that’s a Saturday night. Personally, I can’t sign up fast enough. I included the email for all you BROs to sign up, too. Or send asian porn viruses. Your pick.