Input as well from MotoUr(.)(.)s
File Under: VIP pass huh? You don’t get those for being a virgin. This girl has gnarly
written all over her. And with gnarly comes BROs. Piercings, tattoos and black hair are
the bread and butter of BRO lifestyle.
Hair: This little hose hound has that ‘I don’t give a fuck look’ going on here with the hair. Low maintenance chicks are always down for some afternoon delight and I ain’t mad about it. Is it the light in the picture or is that a little grey going on in there, too? Time for some Just For Women? Do they even make that shit? Good luck.
The Goods: Trying to hide that cleavage with your VIP lanyard huh? I don’t think so. Nothing gets past Marco BROlo and MotoUr(.)(.)s. Excellently stacked up top, very curious to see what she’s working with out back. What’s up with that tattoo on your hand? Is that where my member fits perfectly in? I think so. HJs all day.
Attire: Showing some skin and I like that but that loose fitting tank is completely killing
my boner. You know what else is killing it? The cross on your neck. You better be one
of those girls we all know from Hooker Training Camp aka Catholic schools cause that
shit is fucking up the whole pic. I did notice you throwing some bling down with a watch,
I like the extra effort it screams ‘Notice me please’ really honing in on those daddy
Misc: Your massive shoulder piece and lip piercing tell me you don’t mind a little
pain…I promise, anal doesn’t hurt nearly as bad as that shoulder piece. Hold on I think
there’s some shit on my screen…nope it’s just your goofy face piercy thingy. I don’t
even know what they call those. Take it out your better off with the permanent hole it
will leave there.
Final Rating – 2/2. Mostly cause you look like your into that dominatrix shit. Not only am I a member, I am also the President. And I’m down as fuck with scandals and cover-ups, just like the Secret Service.