^ Not Josh Hill
So since BROtocross is basically the TMZ of moto because everyone else is too much of a bitch, I tweeted yesterday that I had it on good authority that J-Law was testing with JGR. People got all excited, and Jeremy Albrecht quickly got in on the Twitter action and said it was not true. I asked the tipster several times if he was sure about what he said, which he claimed he was. Albrecht would obviously know, since he is the team manager, but this is the report I got from a close confidant (unedited, as you can tell):
Joe Gibbs son Coy is a huge jlaw fan. Before the arma Suzuki deal j law was testing Gibbs shit for his own team, then he went with arma and then stopped racing because the cocksucker who ran the arma team wouldn’t give jason anything but a stock 450 to practice on and Jlaw couldn’t get the parts from him that he wanted. Reason being why he didn’t show up at rd 1 at hangtown because he pretty much told the guy to fuck himself, that’s when he decided he needed a break from riding, he rides every single day, and still has his arma bikes. But anyway I know coy pretty well because I stayed at Gibbs WITH jason when he was testing their stuff on Yamaha. And Coy asked me how jLaw is doing and I told him he’s just riding and chillen with his little Brother. And Coy wanted me to tell him to get down here because Coy wants to put him on one of his bikes. I told jlaw and he immediately was so stoked, said he’s ready to race again all because his little brother called him a fuckin loser and he said it bothered him SO much. And he called coy talked to Coy, and Coy is having jLaw come down to Gibbs after SX to get him on a bike for outdoors.
There you have it, that was the e-mail I got. Do with it what you will. This is the nice thing about BROtocross, I can post whatever the fuck I want. It could be bullshit, it could be legit. I don’t know. I am totally clean in this matter. J-Bone did say that J-Law is not testing with the team, but he did not mention anything about the future, and upon my second reading of this e-mail, I saw that it actually says that Jason will be testing with them, not is testing with them. I still say that I would be amazed to see Jason come back, and twice as amazed to see him under the JGR tent. I would say if anything, he’ll be a privateer with some JGR support. Regardless, BRO loves to stir the pot, so have at it, Joes.
James Stewart is claiming (but not really) that he is in for Hangtown now. And all my sources (which I may or may not have made up, you’ll never know) say there is not a chance it is on a JGR bike. We know that James has had a Suzuki at his house this whole year just cold chilling in the garage, waiting for his Yamaha to reject him the way it always does, like a heartless bitch.