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Rate That Fuckin’ Scrub

Just….like….wow. Everyone who thought they were cool dragging footpeg in a scrub, let it be known that the new standard is dragging muffler and anyone who doesn’t is a little bitch that listens to One Direction in the dark and touches themselves. Really, this is the hardest 2/2 I’ve ever given for this type of scrub, that of course being the type where the rider looks like a dog taking a piss on a fire hydrant. Oh yeah, and if that dirt was a woman, I’ll bet it would make the fuck out of a sandwich. That’s how good it looks.

Final Rating: 2/2. That’s the type of scrub you bring home to mom and dad for Thanksgiving.

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JDR Dream Ride Has Dropped

This is some sick shit. The rest of the industry needs to take note: One Dream Ride beats a hundred shitty cookie cutter rider interviews every day of the week. No doubt if I was a sponsor, I would see a shit ton more value in being seen in something like this over a year’s worth of the standard bullshit.

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Best Of BRO 2011: Top Moto Videos

bestofbroIt should be pretty clear to all the regular BRO readers that I appreciate a good moto video. It should also be equally clear that I think most moto videos these days suck (talking to you, internet). Of course, a sea of shit is bound to produce at least a couple of flowers. Again, these are not based on views since that metric heavily favors anything that has been posted recently. Besides, since when does the general public know what’s good? These are a few of MY favorite edits of the year, since I call the shots in moto now:

The Marshalls BROtocrossThe Marshall’s by Moto Limelight

Had this been an entirely fair contest, Moto Limelight videos would populate the entire list. I used a ridiculous handicap to get some other video producers on here. This was the best video of the year, not even a question in my mind. If the song bothered you, here’s one that is surely more your style.

 

Dean Wilson BROtocrossDean Wilson Original by Vurb

If you are familiar with Vurb Moto, then you are probably familiar with Ryan Walters. To be perfectly honest, most of his stuff this year did not have me rushing to get the tissues, but this video was good, and is also the only one focused around one rider, which means something, probably.

 

Fresh Trailer BROtocrossFresh Trailer by Travis Fant

Been a while since this one came out, but it was a great piece of filming and editing. Got my boys AJ Cat and Nick Myers in there, which is always going to get you some bonus points. I think this Fant kid actually works for Motocross Action now. Bummer.

 

 

Dream Ride BROtocrossDream Ride First Look by JDR KTM

This video is the newest on the list. It was fucking sick. This video and the previous one feature a gratuitous use of helicopter shots. Take note, however – Heli shots are only good if you have jumps that look big from a hundred feet away.

 

 

Wildout Wheelie BoyzCode Red by Wildout Wheelie Boyz

Did anyone really think that one of these vids was not going to make it up here? I have seen every Raise It Up, Wildout Wheelie Boyz, and Harlem Legendz vid out there, and this one is far and away the best. Fuck the quads, fuck the minis, these motherfuckers are ripping 450s and just hop up and crip walk on the seat with a swag that God himself could not stop. I say again that there is no pro rider that could do this shit. And yes I absolutely consider this a moto video.

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The Stewie BROs BROmancing On The SX Track

James and Malcolm came out with this little number over the weekend. Not much else to say other than both riders look like they are fucking moving. Just a couple of BROs having a good time and hauling the mail. I feel like this is the right kind of practice for James; he can send Malcolm over a berm and it is no big deal. Who cares if it is awkward when you park the bikes? Even at their most tense, fisticuffs between BROs pretty much just consists of a couple of slaps and then maybe a loogie in the breakfast, but that’s all. Nothing James can’t handle. In the meantime, he gets to use Malcolm as a punching bag on the track while Malcolm gets to practice with a rider that could destroy even his fastest competition, and he also gets to try to send James into next week in every turn because what is James going to complain about? Pretty good formula.

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Behind The Scenes Of JDR Dream Ride

I still don’t know what the hell Dream Ride is, but the whips are just cause to post this shit up. Good stuff.

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JDR Dream Ride Looks Kind Of Cool, I Guess


If you don’t watch this in 1080, then fuck you.

Um, yes please. This is what I am talking about. I do not know what the hell Dream Ride is, but I do know that this was hands-down the best non-DS164 video I saw this year. It was only a minute and a half but that was enough to have me white knuckling the shit out of my office chair ready to start throwing things and breaking windows, which I may still do depending on how I come down off this BROtein overdose. Aspiring videographers should note that using a helicopter is the way to go when you have giant double rhythm sections in what I am pretty sure was the island where they filmed Jurassic Park (look at :32 and tell me there is not a T-Rex lurking in those trees). Good whips also help. If you do not have a helicopter, then buy one. If you cannot afford it, become a successful business man, buy one, and then you can make videos, you non-helicopter having degenerate. Props to the Vurb Moto crew on this one. Read more »

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