I know I spend a lot of time shitting on Huskies nowadays. For me, they are the new KTM, since KTM has managed to achieve a new level of legitimacy as of late, which means that they are no longer the awkward new kid in school. That honor belongs to Husqvarna now, along with the barrage of swirlies and stolen lunch money that comes with it. But, having said that, I have to say that this BRO is just living the dream. I mean, everyone says it all the time and it sounds kind of gay, but it is totally true that moto BROs scan every landscape they see for potential booters. This guy and his motherfucking kickstand just took it beyond fantasy. He’s all “Stop dreaming, start living.” Poetic lifestyle, BRO.
P.S. This is actually not a Husqvarna. It’s a BETA. I just felt like ranting. They are basically the same thing.
From Transmoto.com.au – Riding alongside Matti Seistola, Lorenzo Santolino, Alex Salvini and Roman Dumontier for the CH Husqvarna Racing team in 2012 will be USA rider, Ricky Dietrich. With rumours floating around that the team had signed Kurt Caselli, it was a surprise for everyone when Team Manager, Fabrizio Azzalin, announced Dietrich had signed on to race the Enduro World Championship for next season. Full article here.
I feel like telling someone that they are going to go race Husqvarnas in European enduros is the moto equivalent to telling a young baseball kid that he plays ball like a girl. You say it and everyone just goes dead silent. That has to be such a bummer. Like, I am so not psyched right now. I thought Ricky D was the fucking man. He’s just one of the BROs, straight up DILLIGAF lifestyle every day of the week. I know for a fact that once Southwick got all fucked up for him, dude was over at the beer tent having a great fucking time. Ricky D absolutely murdered it when he rode that factory Kawi in 2010. He may have sucked on the Yamaha, but so did the rest of the Yamaha riding universe. He was also dealing with a legal battle with some “See You Next Cuntsday” who allegedly got the back of the hand for being a bitch. BROs do not need to be dealing with that shit. Women are evil, you all need to learn that. As soon as they figure out how to call a lawyer, you are fucked, end of story. Might as well just sign your life away. You could be living large under the factory tents racing motocross and doing hot whips and nice scrubs, and just like that you are riding Huskies in Europe in the cold woods of Bosnia where you are just as likely to be a victim of crimes against humanity as you are to land on the podium. That does not mean you have to swear off women – keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Just do not let them get too far away from the sandwich-making zone or you are going to be paying up the ass.