Sloppy edit but the scenery was so good I’m pretty sure it’s the reason that BRO is now considered a porn site by most blocking software. I imagine my reaction to riding this spot would not be unlike this:
One of the Aussie BROs just sent this one in. I liked it. Don’t know who the kid is, and that’s probably better. No names always make cooler videos and I haven’t seen this posted anywhere yet. BRO exclusive. Enjoy.
Literally just got into the Hard Rock at Vegas, but before I go lose a shitload of money on loose slots and loose sluts, I had to post this vid. Straight out of Marshall’s pit that the moto world was introduced to last year. This is why Mass is better than everywhere else – we ride for fun, even the fast guys. So many other joes are all “Freeriding? I don’t get out of bed for anything but a 30+2, chief.” Not the Massholes, just tossing whips in your grillmix all day long. Jimmy D, Marshall, Sottile, Abbott, and Batten just keeping it real. You know, for the kids. Ok, back to the debauchery of Vegas.
Update: Here’s the link to the video: http://vimeo.com/50286668. Apparently those French fucks won’t let anyone embed it. Fucking Europe.
Had a bet going that if the US lost the Des Nations, then I had to feature a couple of Euro vids each week. Figured I should at least get one in before I welch on that. Whole video is in French but no one cares about interviews anyway.
Even though I find most freestyle competitions to be lamer than Tyler Perry’s career, I can’t help but respect the culture. Not Metal Mulisha (sellout brand of the century), but the core of it just doesn’t give a fuck. A few too many backflips and not enough whips in this flick but regardless, there were some shots. Anything that makes moto look like more fun rather than boot camp is a-ok in my book. Flip on, 909 BROs.
You might catch BRO on a two stroke in the near future if more of these races start popping up more often. Guess this is for some two stroke race out west that the BROs at FMF are putting on. I watched this class at Loretta’s and was pretty much looking like Tyrone Biggums in the infield because I was jonesin’ so hard to ride. Still think people who hate four strokes need to do a crossword or something to shut them the hell up.
I believe it was Winston Churchill who said it best – “That shit was classy as fuck”. Piano on the soundtrack, colors all instagrammy and shit. Felt like I should have been sipping a fine Brandy by the fire while my servants performed a delightful jaunt in the background while watching this one. The BROs in Finland do it right when they aren’t speaking their nonsensical language.
This was a great video. That’s all there is to it. Good camera work, nice cuts, it really told me the story. I knew there was moto in this video before seeing it, so I was looking forward to that part. And when Action Jackson here came out rocking his tank top on his ’06 Rockstar leftover 250, laced up in his Leatt Brace for good measure and blasting rooster tails in the sand, I basically had the exact same expression on my face as I did when the “2 Girls 1 Cup” video started to go south. This cannot be. It’s like what Brad Pitt’s character was trying to do in Moneyball – the game just doesn’t work that way. You’re a joe, you make terrible videos. Even good riders usually make terrible videos. This is just….I don’t even know. I am going to have to take some time to think. And I don’t care that he appears to be good at mountain biking, he’s wearing a tank top and shredding the sand on a bike with no graphics. Joe.
This just in: Filming with a piece of equipment that is more technologically advanced than a cardboard box yields positive results. There are things that you can capture with the potent cocktail of 16mm film and slow motion that you just don’t get with anything else, like how much wet, tacky dirt looks like poop when it is being tilled. That was my main takeaway from this video. And the artistic value of good whips. But mostly the poop thing.
And who gave Michael J. Fox the camera for the live motion shots?