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The Making Of Crusty 1 Video Is Awesome

Posted on January 14, 2013 by Eazy | Permalink

That opening shot, for the win. Also, Seth Enslow. That dude forgot more about being a boss than you will ever know. I know everyone expects me to say that I wish this is how moto still was and that it would be so cool if riders still acted like this. Here’s the thing: For the most part, they do. Most of the racers (and obviously freestyle BROs) still party and get wild and wind up committing one or two felonies. What has changed is the addition of the corporate factor that forces everyone to put a big hush hush on the whole game. Now we are in the middle of a huge “Out of sight, out of mind” mentality and the fans are suffering, because they cannot live vicariously through the riders anymore. Sorry BROs, my suggestion is buy a couple of hookers then see if you can kill a drifter, just to get away with it.
(Legal disclaimer: Killing drifters is wrong.)
(Anti-Legal Disclaimer: Who gives a fuck? Do it anyway.)
(Legal disclaimer: Ok, just kidding.)
(Anti-legal Disclaimer: But seriously though, do it.)

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Crusty Demons Chick Learns A Lesson From The Pavement

Posted on April 26, 2012 by Eazy | Permalink

Well, this does not bode well for the women’s freestyle movement. I mean their heelclickers and one footed cans were really starting to show me something. Ok, that was mean, even for me. I just wanted to say it. Honestly, this girl just earned some street cred. That was a gnarly fucking wreck. Would have had me in the clouds for quite a while if I wasn’t awesome. I mean, look at the bike, it’s pretty much decapitated. And the girl’s face probably makes a harder contact with the ground than anything. Just slingshotted right into the pavement. Sometimes I really think women have a higher pain threshold than men, because at one point or another, every chick wrecks way harder than any dude.

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