I know this is actually just a bunch of drunk Josephs rather than a legit party, but again, I had the rant in my head immediately so let’s just move on. The BRO who sent this video in said it had a “Project X” feel about it. Dude, have you ever been to a house party with a bunch of moto BROs? This is like 9:30 pm shit. I mean, if you have ever been to a party where dirt bikes were present and at no point throughout the night did they get fired up, you were at a weak fucking house party. I don’t care where you are in the country, everyone plays it that way. It does not even have to be your bike – you see a CR250, you start it up and push the limit of that rev limiter for a minute or two. That’s the rule. As long as you are not pouring beer in the gas tank, no one can get mad at you. If they do – huge bitch, go make a sandwich.
P.S. The woman complaining about having her kids this weekend is so perfect. Like, that is the only thing getting in the way of her splurging the food stamps on cheap vodka, and she’ll probably still do it anyway. 4 year olds with a blood sugar deficiency mix the best martinis. Neglectful mothers and ’99 CR250s in the house go together like PB&J.
I noticed in the video description that the dude is not very proud of this, but I think he is way off base with that sentiment. Casing medium sized triples then whiskey throttling your shit through a fence that’s a mile away is the boss lifestyle eight days a week. When you are running a CR250 with a tramp stamp on the front number plate, it’s pretty much in the job description.
I’m calling it a weekend with this. I don’t think I have ever seen anyone who doesn’t give a fuck like this guy. Just cruising through the Boston suburbs on his black CR250 like a boss, doing burnouts through intersections for the kids, then disappearing into the mist as quickly as he came. Thanks to the BROs for sending this video over.
Yeah, I really do not have a lot to say about this one. So many people send me shit videos (keep them coming though, I can always use a pick-me-up of hate) that when I see one that is not that bad, I get all psyched about it. I feel like I am starting to sound like I am gay for 2-strokes like every 40 year old guy in the biz, but I do not control this game (yet), so I cannot help it if there are two two-stroke videos in quick succession. Let it be known – simply riding a 2-stroke does not mean you have a cool video. This kid has decent enough colors and footage to get this shit up here. That track looks pretty tight, too. Read more »
This video is actually pretty old, but I threw in some tweaks that I think give it a completely fresh feel, like when Beauty and the Beast came out on Blu-Ray. I know the quality sucks but that is what happens when you steal shitty videos off YouTube. Anyway, this dude totally went for it, and ended up exactly where you would expect some guy on a CR250 with a flat white helmet and jeans to end up. You need to understand that if you are going to try 100+ foot step-ups in your jeans, these things are going to happen. It is just a fact of life. Read more »