The BirdFish crew is at it again, whomping it up all over Europe. Seriously though, between my computer sounding like it was contracting AIDS and the pseudo-gay shots of dudes stapling each other in the ass, the whips and the savage inner lip tattoo were worthy of a blog post. Remember kids, nothing says “no fucks given” like having needles inside of you.
The Birdfish BROs are at it again. I actually had this video in the queue last week but did not get around to watching it till now but fuck it if I’m late to the game. Call me old fashioned but I still like the videos with a little bit of lifestyle action between moto montages. Be it partying, defacing public property, or yelling in an angry foreign language, I just want to get to know who I am watching. Like, now I know that the kid in the KTM jacket is a direct descendant of Adolf Hitler. Straight up a dead ringer on the vocal mannerisms. I thought for sure the person driving the sedan at the 2:20 mark was ending up in the gas chamber, and I cannot confirm nor deny that that’s exactly what happened.
Here’s a real question: Where do these BROs race? They seem at least kind of fast. Whips can often mask mediocre speed, but I generally know how to look past the bullshit. So do they race in Germany or go to Eastern Europe and get really rowdy?
If you have not heard of Birdfish, they are the crew from Europe who rep it pretty well for the Not-One-Fuck-Given crowd. Just a bunch of German kids making videos, slinging back whiskey, and possibly doing a little bit of human sex trafficking on the side, I don’t know, it is not my place to make those sort of wild assumptions. I just hear their angry German language and immediately think of that movie “Hostel” (Eastern Europe is just Germany with less sun and more poverty) and just put two and two together.
The thing I love about the Birdfish crew is that they are pushing this form of video that we have not seen in an ill minute where we get the no-fucks-given lifestyle shots. These are awesome, they show us who these dudes are (which is nobody, but still, it is fun to see). Riders in the US are too busy shooting up steroids or trying to remember what order their sponsors are listed in to do these types of shoots. More stuff like this please, but not from the joe crowd. All the drinking and partying and general debauchery of youth rebellion is only cool in a video if it is complemented by legit riding.