Even amongst the epic race season unfolding before us, there are still times when we need to just talk about the little things. This kid legit sends me shit probably every other day, like a boss. I would say he is definitely in the top 5 of people most likely to saw off his arm if I asked him to just because I need a new chew toy for my dog and don’t feel like going to Petco, which is awesome. More people need to be like that. Eventually, it’ll land you on BROtocross.
Anyway, most of that crap has nothing to do with what I’m talking about here, which is what people should be thinking about what is being disclosed in this e-mail. Ok, we can clearly see in the pics that you and your boy went tip to tip on the bike with upside-down goggles. Normally, lame as fuck, just because goon riding is played out like a Jheri curl. But wait, there’s money involved. Not only money, fifty fucking dollars. Who is the real winner here? I have to say kids on the bike. Did each of them get $50? Does that mean some idiot shelled out $100 to watch two kids go at it on the bike while he took pics? Did you just get an idea for a website that should never see the light of day? Frankly, there are very few things I would not do for $50, so I say this kid came out ahead.
Things I would not do for $50:
- Ride a quad
- Be nice to Mike Alessi
- Not love America
- Not hate not-America
- Punch K-Dub in the face (unless he requested it, although it would be very difficult and I would dip my hand in acid afterward, if it was not already burned by striking Windham)
- Delete Ami Houde’s phone number (I’m working on the pics, BROs. One love)
- Fight Dungey’s dad
- Drink the amount of Monster that every SX fan throws down during a Supercross
- Make a sandwich for ANY of the FOTWs