So the motonet is all abuzz about the Motocross des Nations. That’s right, DES Nations. This is the one time I will say that the American version of something is retarded. And if you fucking say “dez Nations”, just kill yourself. Go get the sleeping pills out of the cabinet and take the whole damn thing. It’s “day Nations”. “duh Nations” will also be accepted. But fuck you and your “dez Nations”. Could people make themselves sound anymore ignorant and/or mentally hilarious? It is like when people say Musquin’s name “Musqwin”. I do not give a fuck if you think that is acceptable, Marvin, now sit the fuck down. The name is “Muskin”. Actually, it is definitely pronounced “Muskah”, but now we are venturing a little too dangerously close to the asshole line. I know this may be a little off-character for me, but for whatever reason when people say those words like that it really grinds my gears. Yes, pronunciation of the Motocross des Nations and Marvin Musquin’s name grind my fucking gears.
Well, that was fun. Let’s talk teams. The only ones I know of so far are US, Great Britain, and Australia. US is obviously the powerhouse, so I don’t really feel like talking about it. Apparently Canada is fucked three ways to the weekend, which comes as no surprise to me. Everyone thinks Canada is so great because weed is semi-legal there and they have free healthcare, but you know what they don’t have? That’s right, an MXdN team. Fucking suck it, Canada. I may be a bit out of touch in saying this, but I don’t understand why Canada gets so roasted every year at that race. Like, they have some guys that go pretty good. I don’t know their names because they are Canadian, but you know who I am talking about. But every year they are battling with fucking Ethiopia and Uzbekistan in the B final. Get fucking going, Canada. Oh wait, you can’t because you don’t even have a team.