Goddamn if KTM isn’t ahead of the game on this one. We have already gone over all the broad points of why moto BROs will inevitably survive a zombie apocalypse, and KTM wasted no time in getting in on that market. I mean really, look at that photo. Brand placement all the way. Bright orange in your face, implanting the idea in your boob and vag infested subconscious that when the shit hits the fan and the bath salts got motherfuckers charging at you for a quick bite, you get on a KTM and tear ass out of there like the WOW Boyz. I mean, the bikes basically market themselves in a post-apocalyptic zombie world; electric start will get you going while the assholes kicking their Jap bikes are left to get their faces ripped off. Remember, it’s not about being faster than the zombie, it’s about being faster than the other guy. And in a pinch, the bike becomes a taser real quick. Everyone knows zombies hate electricity, that’s like Zombie 101. That’s why you never see them chasing KTM BROs; just doesn’t happen.
Big ups to BRO reader Collin for the grab.
Here’s the whole trailer if anyone cares: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYuxE3YetQo
