James Stewie Is Definitely In For Hangtown, Maybe

js7James Stewart is claiming (but not really) that he is in for Hangtown now. And all my sources (which I may or may not have made up, you’ll never know) say there is not a chance it is on a JGR bike. We know that James has had a Suzuki at his house this whole year just cold chilling in the garage, waiting for his Yamaha to reject him the way it always does, like a heartless bitch.

Pretty much everyone is tweeting/emailing this to me saying “Of course he’s in now that RV is out.” Who gives a fuck? Seriously BRO, who gives a fuck? Now the nationals are going to be better, that’s all there is too it. Even if for just one race (provided James actually shows up), they will be better. Like I said before, James needs the outdoors to calm himself down; there is way more room for error out there so he can get himself away from the code red that is undoubtedly going off in his brain 24 hours a day right now. And at least now we have James and The Dunge to hold down the 450 class. I really don’t think that Dungey has anything for Stewart if James is riding 100%, but that’s an “if” the size of Khloe Kardashian’s stack of McDonald’s receipts.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chad-Fuller/547266457 Chad Fuller

    I respect a man who can take a solid dig on a Kardashian.

  • http://www.facebook.com/UsrNameUnknown Chris De Rosa

    The only thing about outdoors is if he does go down, which at this point is inevitable, he is at much higher speeds, and will with out a doubt hurt himself again!

  • http://www.facebook.com/SteveWiniarz Steve Winiarz

    A+ post

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/BDYWD23B43RQ2JCLUDGD2FCHYY Chris

     Nice ending eazy – makes no fucking sense.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Nekolite/1433470585 Mike Nekolite

    james riding 100% now is like making a hoe a house wife… not possible