Does Anyone Actually Believe This British Kid Rode His Bike Across A Lake?

From Cumbria Foundation – Our spectacular picture, taken on Buttermere show teenager Matt Whitehurst somehow defeat logic by pedalling on top of the 75ft deep lake – without sinking. Matt, a Cockermouth School pupil from Papcastle, Cumbria, carried out the jaw-dropping stunt to raise awareness of the Jennings Rivers Ride. Matt’s proud dad Steve is a member of the Cockermouth mountain rescue team and was one of the first members of the emergency services to arrive in the town.  He said: “I can’t and won’t reveal how I did it, but plenty of people saw me and they’ll confirm it wasn’t a camera trick. “The photos are real.”

In the words of Rick “Wild Thing” Vaughn in Major League 2, what an asshole. What an unbelievable asshole. This might just be the biggest prick in all of Europe. You are going to try to raise money for charity by riding your bike across a platform on a lake and try to be all clever by saying “The pics are real”? You are an asshole, BRO. “Won’t reveal how I did it.” Yeah, chief, because you cheated your balls off in doing it. But I am not going to single him out, here. Anyone who believes that this motherfucker actually rode his bike over a 75-foot deep lake is on an equal level of asshole. Leave it to the kids from the COCKerMOUTH school in CUMbria to think of this one. A bunch of doucheBROs if I have ever seen one.

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  • ScottMustMoto

    Cockermouth in Cumbria…..Can’t make that shit up! And ya, asshole for sure.

  • Patrick

    Rick do you seriously have such a limited vocubulary that you can’t vocalize your feelings other than vulgar name calling. The kid at 16 did an amazing feat for a great cause yet all you find to do is call him names. Really, he cheated? What? do you really believe someone can actually ride across a lake on a bike without it being a trick? By your logic all magicians are cheaters too for not disclosing their secrets.

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