Completely stealing a page out of the Tosh.0 manual and going with a video breakdown right now. This vid is begging to be analyzed, right down to the rusty ramp and the next level teeth removing maneuvers. So read on to get down with the breakdown:
Ok, your ramp is homemade as a motherfucker. Definitely not regulation size. Always a sign that we are in for quite a treat.
Looking good so far. Got the boner air on lock. Notice that the only sticker that graces this bike is a Monster sticker, a universally recognized indicator of skills that pay the bills. And notice the placement of the right hand as we move into the next point…
Locked up front wheel. They say always trust your instincts, and if your instincts are telling you to grab a handful of front brake and send that bike into flat spin mode like in Top Gun, it’s best not to argue. And since the landing is now 20 feet behind you and you are still 25 feet in the air, asking questions is probably only going to lead to trouble.
And he sticks the landing. Don’t give it up, chief; these are just those dues that all the pros talk about paying. You are going places, the first of which being the hospital.
Blood washes out. Glory lives forever. And so do internet videos.
