File Under: She’s not even getting paid to look like a slut. Listen toots, if you’re going to dress like that, take a lesson from promo sluts, strippers, and hookers; at least get paid for wearing nothing.
Hair: Nothing impressive here (get it….it’s a pun you retards). Exactly what you’d expect from a slut. Little effort cause all the hair is for is pulling when she’s fucking her way to the top on top.
The Goods: I’m no MD but those perky little fakes are really closing the gap to your chin. Which is good because it makes your giraffe neck look just a bit smaller. Also, do something about your knees. That shit is gross. Spend less time on them. And don’t think I don’t notice those rolls on your side.
Attire: Or lack there of. Lets just say from firsthand experience this shit is not comfortable (I may or may not have won first prize as Katy Perry on Halloween). Bitch you are literally naked. No joke I can see everything, even your camel toe. That makes me think you’re a slut. Which in turn gives me full right to expect anal 20 minutes after meeting you.
Misc: The flat brim tells me you’re from somewhere around SoCal which makes me think the sunglasses are probably hiding a sweet black eye. See what happens when you make the wrong sandwich?
Final Rating: 2/2 ’cause I love sluts. Let’s mix up a batch of rufi-coolatas, I don’t wanna remember this either.
(Editor’s note: I was really looking forward to this week once I saw the photo. If you made it this far, you share in my disappointment. Marco BROlo is on thin ice right now. If you are going to submit your write up late, it better be an inspired piece of literature. – Eazy)