Hair: The classic post sex hair. Messy, scraggly and tied into some weird pony tail/bun combo cause you were running out of the RV before his wife gets back. Fact: Some 20th+ place finisher just banged out this chick. Know how I know that? He didn’t have any VIP passes to give her after.
The Goods: I’ll work with what I’m given here. What you’re giving me is some acne on your chin. Okay maybe I’m being critical. This girl has the big shades but I’ll be the first to say she doesn’t need them. She’s got that authentic southern girl kind of hot. She doesn’t shave her arms because she’s so busy landing stripping the fuck out of that snatch.
Attire: Again, can’t see much here. When you’re a moto hoe you can’t afford the finer things in life. You leave that to the pros to buy you nice shit. Great BJ? You get some fatty ass CZs for your ear pieces. You do anal? Then you get a bracelet. A cheap one, maybe nothing at all actually. All moto sluts do anal.
Misc: This girl gets points either added on or taken away depending where she’s from. I want all of the BROs on the hunt. I need to know where she’s from and I needed to know yesterday. Negative points for being up north cause girls from the north are cunts. Bonus points for being from the south cause those strict southern Christians may not fuck before marriage but we all know anal doesn’t count as sex to them.
Final Rating: 2/2 – I would eat the corn out of her shit