Hair: What can I say? This chick wrote the book on moto hoes. Hair bleached and burned so bad it makes God cry, with a playful streak of even more unnatural color to pique your interest and playfully raise the question “How many BROs have I taken on at once? The answer may surprise you.”
The Goods: Speechless. This is shit you see in the moto hoe Hall of Fame. Listen, even nature fucks up sometimes. Luckily, it has built in a system of checks and balances, in this case, Dr. Martinez, “certified” plastic surgeon. Just because A cups are gross. Even a small B makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Attire: There is more to be desired on the cleavage. Your game is all about distraction. None of the privileges you receive in life are because of your personality. And I’m pretty sure I could park my car on your glasses, but it’s a miracle I even looked up that far.
Misc: How long till we see this chick interviewing riders for some media outlet? I mean, she’s got the full package: 1)Tits, and 2)that’s it. Shit, if no one else is going to grab this chick, I will. I just need two things: Money, and a good workplace harassment defense attorney.
Final Rating: 2/2, to complement the number of things I actually saw in this photo.