File under: Best part about Hell is the hot fire. Hmm, kind of a Sofia Vergara thing going on here, no? A girl who you would love to fuck, maybe even enough to deal with how annoying she is. It’s that type of hotness that you would imagine in your perfect sex slave, or basically the type of woman that you wish had a mute button then could lose the clicker on. Look up “get in, get off, get out” and you will get a pic of a girl who looks exactly like this.
- Hair – Vergara as fuck in the hair category. Solid length, good texture, a touch of coloring on the bottom that says “Maybe I do backdoor, maybe I don’t. But I probably do.”
- The Goods – Dynamite body. Straight fire. Finally a photo that lends at least decent evidence to make an informed, educated decision on whether this girl is worth a Facebook stalk or not.
- Attire – Yoga pants. All day, every day. That is all girls should wear when they are working with this sort of material. Also have to give it to the H&H crew for getting the pit shirt special made to account for the boobage. Peep the change in tone on the fabric.
- Misc – The face is really speaking to me in this pic. It is saying “I fucking hate you, but I love hate fucking you.” Looks like she is the type of girl who could grind you dick right off your body. And I am quite alright with that.
Rating: 2/2
