File under: Smile. Oh, you are? There are certain duos in life that just seem like they were created as a pair. What I mean to say is, they seem like their sole purpose is to give benefit to (and thus by default benefit from) the existence of the other. Peanut butter and jelly, spaghetti and meatballs, Kenan and Kel. Of course, with this shot we see a gleaming example of another: Photographs and big fake titties. Each stands to gain so much from the other. Let’s get to the rating:
- Hair – Everything about this girl screams “California BRO Hoe” and the hair is absolutely included. Just bleached and straightened until any influence that God or Jesus had on it is completely wiped from existence. It is an excellent length, as well, as it just barely drapes over her ample bosom, something that we all know I find most appealing.
- The Goods – What can I say? Tits out to here. Girls, take note: if the middle strap in your bikini top (between the cups) is a solid 2-3 inches away from making contact with your skin, you needn’t speak or use your brain for anything really. Men will take care of that for you.
- Attire – I am 100% into the color coordination going on here. I feel like this is the chick from Lord of the Rings (the adult version). White is right, and I am not here to argue with that. And nothing screams “California BRO Hoe” more than a Fox bikini. Nothing.
- Misc – This is a totally awkward smile. Way too much tooth exposure going on here. It is making me think she is totally insincere about her desire to be wherever this is, which is upsetting me. (ed. note: Her smile is also fully creating a shadow that looks like a Mexicano ‘stache. Ok, sorry to interrupt) Of course, that loss of points is cancelled out by the pose (yes, still in beta testing on this potential category) – head back, chest out, tits popped. Stuck the landing, absolute beauty.
Rating – 2/2. This girl is so down with BRO, I am not even laughing about it.