I love a good scrub pic, I think everyone does. So I am going to start playing around with this as a regular thing. This pic comes to BRO from Van in New Zealand, along with this message:
Eazy, this is one of the NZ bro’s killing it. Picture is a bit old but the Haki was only 15; his ‘07 125 has no graphics, flash shit nor any go fast bits, just runs it with no fucks given. The 120 screams rape. No photoshop, this dude is just gnar and regular hits 150+ footers on the back of some joes farm. NFG.
Well we all know a good scrub starts at the bottom of the lip. It’s all about getting the suspension to drop like the self esteem of oh so many dumb chicks when they find out that their “tour of the semi” consisted of a blow job in the lounge and a swift hurrying out the door before the wife shows up. Judging simply how low to the ground this kid is by the flat plane he has his KX-ripper at, we can safely say he executed it quite well. Scrubs may be about staying low and going fast and winning races for some people, but for the true BROs, scrubs are about snapping awesome photos to put on instagram or Facebook. #gnarly, dude. I’ll give it a 2/2 – if this scrub was a chick, I would actually think about not “forgetting my wallet” when we went to the bar. Get that kid some skidplate graphics, too. Only real bosses need those.
p.s. To Van who wrote this e-mail: Cocaine is a dangerous drug when taken in excess. Be careful.