The Returning Champ
It’s a scrub-off. We got a scrub-off everybody. I spotted the former shot on the interweb over the weekend, from KROC, and immediately thought of the Osborne sicko scrub from a few months ago during the GP season. I mean, being real here, Osborne’s is a clear-cut favorite. But you have to give this other kid some points (I have no idea who it is). Kid is the definition of the scrappy underdog. Old gear and helmet, Gaernes looking like what’s left of a meth addict’s teeth. But he don’t give a fuck, he’ll still toss some shit and knock all of your teeth out while he’s doing it. We’ll take this one to the polls, and I’m going to give the first one to this kid. No name, no problem.
Update: Random Hero is actually Scotty Clark. Keep doing you, scooter. I also noticed something that is worth mentioning: A key aspect to any scrub is the plane on which the seat and skidplate line up. Scotty running the more favorable plane. Scotty Skidplates is doing it.