Rate That Scrub

Valentin TeilletTo be honest, I had never heard of this Teillet kid until about two months ago, but clearly he throws down. I think every photo I’ve ever seen of this dude has been at least a 1 out of 2 on the scrub rating. Fuckable scrubs every day of the week.

Obviously this photo does not lend itself so well to a rating. A key element in rating a scrub is seeing the lip of the jump; the lip says a lot about a scrub’s character. To really understand what a scrub is, you have to understand where it comes from. We do not enjoy that privilege in this photo. This looks like a downhill hit, reminds me of the old parastyle jump at the LA Coliseum. And we all know on a downhill jump, the scrub is all about commitment. And not giving a fuck. Something tells me this Teillet kid does not. 2/2. This is the type of scrub that you take home to your parents’ house and your dad secretly gives you high fives for being his favorite child.

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