This video would be perfect for Kickstart The Weekend, but honestly if there is one thing I am not, it is a patient man. I just saw this video and said to myself, “Just chill and post it at the end of the day to kickstart the weekend.” Then I had that awkward 20 second span of just sitting there, checking Twitter and Facebook, before I decided to say fuck it and just post this shit now.
The crash itself is not even funny. We get it, BRO, you are one of those uncoordinated guys who turns his head and his wrist follows. It is all of the accompanying factors that make this video a real treat for the whole family to enjoy. You see this video, and you immediately notice that this kid is a douche. Awesome, I hope he crashes. Then he starts yelling shit into the camera like every suburban white kid who ever had a beer and a camera. Awesome, I hope he crashes. Finally, he crashes. We are psyched right now. But the fun is just beginning. In his attempt to save his dignity, home boy hobbles over to the chair, all the while laughing with his BROs. Finally, he realizes that he actually just hurt himself and is starting to get fed up with his associates’ general state of ecstatic joy with his misfortune. He proclaims “It’s not funny,” the go-to move for any BRO who has lost all hope of salvaging any sort of street cred from what has happened and just wants the world to stop laughing at him. Tough hit, BRO.