Kickstart The Weekend With The Nuke The Quads Poster Boy

Posted on February 3, 2012 by Eazy


I need this guy’s contact info this fucking second. You talk shit to quad riders like this, you have earned a free Nuke The Quads shirt. Don’t say that this guy is an asshole; it’s called tough love people. You would not be doing this dude any favors by pussy footing around the fact that he is an asshole. Just crush him now so he never goes back to the track and has something like this happen all over again. This is yet another piece of evidence for why quads not only need to be banned from the track, but from existence. Just cruising around the course in their tee shirt like a joe and literally taking a left in a right turn. Fucking dumb assholes. A detriment to the progress of American society. The best way to treat a problem like this is to cut it off early, like cancer. Congrats quads, you are cancer. Fuck you. Thanks to Chase for the vid link. #nukethequads

Nuke The Quads tees are back up on the store for pre-order, as well as BRO stickers (pre-ordering a tee means you get free sticks, BRO). BROtocross.bigcartel.com
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  • Scott

    Holy shitttt. What a fucking moron. Quads need to be banned.

  • Shawn

    That quad guy was a goon for one. But honestly its goons like that, that actually kill the sport of atv racing. All of you on here know, that the pros quad guys do not right like that.

    • Shawn

      So cut the quad guys who are actually making money and doin it for a living some slack

      • Betterthanyou

        fuck off

      • Ryan

        Yea fuck off. You are in the wrong place if you’re supporting quads.

        • quadpenetration

          You fuckkk off. Quads rule. that mxer shoulda broke his jaw like ryan morais

          • Jeremy Bradbrook

            Quads require camo and a gun rack.

          • Shyeeeeaaaah

            You like quad penetration don’t you?

          • randy

            real men ride dirtbikes, quads are for pussies, dont believe me i’ll let my eight year old tell ya!
            fukin faggit

      • gary bailey

        Nice sentence structure.

        • Austin

          sentance* …dumbfuck

          • Shyeeeeaaaah

            Oh fuck, you better be fucking kidding me on that one.

          • gary bailey

            turn your spell check on buddy.

    • Justin Case

      No actually i know nothing about pro quad riders along with 99% of the world….go fuck your mother!

  • jonesinbro

    if thats not permission to kick the shit out of someone i dont know what is. he really bitched out bigtime. i wouldove pushed him off that piece and run him over several times with it. how did he not get in a fight!? lol and quad riders wonder why we despise them

  • Jessica Hadler

    Haha fuck the quads MN is horrible with them faggs

    • Anonymous

      You go Jess!

    • quadhole

      Wanna fuck?

    • phuckquads

      j-had 54 knows what’s up.

  • Anonymous

    hahahahahaha fuck yes. quads are gay

  • Jeremy Bradbrook

    Thats me that ran into that retarded quad. That douche caused over $500 in damages. I figured I would have hurt my hand if I hit him lol. Quads tear up tracks and don’t pay any attention to their surroundings and some even have break lights lol. Anyways I walked away from that. It could have been worse.

    • Marc Warmuth

      Was that at Watkins? Thought I recognized it. Also thought I saw a Vickery sticker on the bike. If so, this is the same track as the one in the video with the shirtless black dude!

      • Jeremy Bradbrook

        Yeah it was Watkins.

    • Anonymous

      of course you walked away you would have gotten your ass beat by a quad guy. typical bike guy pussy.

      • Jeremy 76BRO!

        That’s some funny shit! I don’t like to see bitches cry. Next time I’ll run my sack on your face.

  • jonesinbro

    pro quad riders?! a professional figure skater is cooler than someone who rides a quad for a living. fuck, working the frier at mcdonalds is more a respectable career

    • Jeremy Bradbrook

      Yeah 4 wheels and brake lights are way cool. LMAO!

  • Anonymous

    Really why do these quad bitches keep coming on this site.

  • Anonymous

    buddy on the bike is wearing a shift bucket… he cant say shit

    • Shift Helmet Guy

      Shut the fuck up.

    • rogie

      does a fucking helmet matter..get fucked

    • Shyeeeeaaaah

      Buddy on the quad is wearing a T-shirt like a true Joe.

  • Ben Dover

    Fool on the bike bitched out big time…pussy

    • Jeremy Bradbrook

      It’s called being a bigger person. I’ll prove myself on the track.

      • quadhole

        Not with that riding

        • Jeremy Bradbrook

          You should get your blinkers fixed on your quad. Oh yeah you have a break light out.

          • quadhole

            Brake light out? Bout to get my shotgun out. Of my rack.

          • quadhole

            BREAK light? Are you fuckin ten years old?

        • rogie

          get ur shotgun quadpussy…mines nicer :)

      • BROtein

        Jeremy BradBROok. Fixed it for you

    • quadhole

      Totally bitched out! What a puss. Afraid to fight a quadder. Could imagine a skater afraid to fight a rollerblader ata skatepark? Poor excuse for a dirt biker….all talk, no action

      • Jeremy Bradbrook

        This is the Internet. Are we going to virtually fight. Ok virtual uppercut to the gut.

        • quadhole

          This is the internet? Goddamn! Just kiddin. Too fuckin funny. I aint no quad rider, just a washed up moto rider drunk off a couple few 40′s of bud light and givin you a hard time. You should have at least slapped that fruitcake. Oh, pay more attention in grammar class. Just a couple small errors. At least you’re famous tonight. Sweet dreams Jeremy, it is late. You gotta moto tomorrow BRO!!!!!!!!!

      • rogie

        internet pussy….quadhole ur that guy who id like to smash ur face in…u live anywere near colorado???

  • jonesinbro

    jesus lol give the kid a break. just t-boned the shit out of a quad going 40. prolly felt that one bro… pretty sure people dont just hop up and start throwing down some brazilian jujitsu after crashing like that. but hey i remember my first beer

    • quadhole

      My First beer was before that kids BROther was leftover sperm in his moms cooch. And capitalize BRO goddamnit! Oh and LOLing is gayer than aids. Grow up.

      • rogie

        thats why people ride quads…aids..you have no balance…all sick n almost dead n shit

    • quadhole

      Its a fuckin quad rider…..why would he need martial arts? Come on…. you are givin quadders too much credit. Wouldnt fuck with one of those raise it up quad riders though…… uzi and ak in the gun racks

      • rogie

        airsofts r awesome..huh..quadpussy???

      • quadhole

        Oh….im not really a quad rider…..the beauty of this site is that you can post a new name every you leave a comnent. 99% of this thread is all me…..im drunk and bored and motoed five times in seven days….and i live in oakland. Dont lose any sleep ladies….

        • Jeremy 76BRO!

          Apparently you have no life.

        • QUADSSUCKDICK

          ohh you live in oakland! real badass!

      • QUADSSUCKDICK

        ahaha your a fucking punk ass bitch.

  • motohed811Bro

    Ha ha……..!! Nice

  • Ian

    Are you a quad rider? Are you a pussy? Quads get off the fucking track, retards.

  • mx529

    :17.5 seconds in. sickest scrub ive ever seen.

  • Steve

    He definitely showed more restraint than I would have…

  • camchainsareforsailors

    He should’ve castrated that thumb throttle lovin pole smoker. That sorry excuse for a human shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce, it should actually be a crime. Quad riders should be charged with reckless endangerment and attempted murder/suicide if they reproduce. Can we find a lawyer that could prove they know the dangers of creating another broke dick brake slider can cause serious injury or death to other people, and if so, does this make them liable for damages? should look into it, might have something here

  • Scuba-Steve386

    FTQ!!!! F**K THE QUADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • mike c

    i was the quad rider in the video. you need to slow down dude. you were going way too fast. i was trying to stick the rut to get more corner speed. the same rules of the road apply on tracks. you dont pass in a corner every true rider knows that. and you cracked my fender asshole

    • Shyeeeeaaaah

      Fucking idiot. There’s no speed limit on a RACE track. Motocross isn’t about going slow. Also, if you’ve watched a Motocross race before, you’d know the vast majority of passes are made in the corners. Maybe you quad riders don’t for fear of rubbing tires and flipping it, but we don’t have to worry about that issue.
      Also, you have no right to bitch about your cracked fender. One, any damage was cause by you turning left in a right hand corner, and your plastic fender is petty shit compared to all the stuff that got fucked on his bike.

    • Dildozer

      Its called holding your line… maybe you should try it sometime…

    • Marc Warmuth

      Please tell me this dude is joking.

      • Anonymous

        Mike C was clearly joking…

  • Pug

    True JoeyNovice right there. Should let this guy guest column.

  • Pug

    Clearly it’s not him dumbass. he’s trollinnnnnn

  • Dildozer

    i meant the quad guy needs to hold his line…

  • Dildozer

    haaa nvm just re-read.. im assuming that was directed to the guy claiming to be the quad rider… haha its wayyy too late apparently

    • mike c

      your going too fast dudde!!!!…u guys are fuckin joes. who buys that????hahahahaha. i like the kid who wrote a book for me

      • Heyo

        Wouldnt’ve been the first time we saw the dumbass from the video come onto the site and say something like that though…

  • alex718

    that was me on the quad

  • quadrophenia

    Fuckin liar! That was me on the quad

  • Haydugjr
  • Idahobro

    Quad rider needs to go back to Sucking mark Freeman’s dick in Canada eh?

    • Heyo

      Canada is a country that is very accepting of other cultures and groups. But even Canada doesn’t want the quads. Trust me.

  • ???????

    When the fuck is EAZY gonna update this shit so we can all move on and get off this topic

    • Anonymous

      I’m just as much against quads as the next guy, but the guy on the dirt bike was in the wrong here. Made himself look like a total douche bag by taking it too far. We’re all humans on hi powered vehicles on a MX track, shit is gonna happen. Try not to be a complete douche bag when it does.

  • banshee2stroke

    just because he turns on you and he just so happens to be riding a quad doesnt mean u should hate on all atv riders plus have some respect when talking idiot

  • todd

    the guy on the bike needs his a** beat.

  • Anon

    If you think its just the quad riders fault your opiviously not seeing the big picture. Granted whipin the oppisit direction on the track wasnt to bright but maybe he had a reason, maybe he was trying to pull off the track really quick. Fact of the matter is the dip$h1t on the bike shouldnt have tried to pass that close to the quad, he got what he deserved. Use your head for something other then a hatrack.. Take a wider lane next time.

    • Jeremy 76BRO!

      Can’t take a wider line. Didn’t you watch the video? that was an outside line. OBVIOUS spell check

      • Anon

        Cant take a wider line?? Seriously? did YOU watch the video? That track is basically flat all the way around. Ive been riding for many years and you can never ASSUME that anybody quad, bike, UTV, or whatever is going to go the direction you THINK it is. That’s why you dont ride like a retard and come up behind someone so close that fast.. Its common frekin sense.

  • Anon

    and really? attacking the spelling… Lol.. Such an e-thug.. OH NOES U R SO 1337!

  • Andy

    you know what they say about quad riders and fat broads both are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out