Kickstart The Holidays With A Gift We Can All Enjoy: Quad BROs Getting Ruined

Posted on December 23, 2011 by Eazy


“How are your nets BRO?” “They’re good, no need to panic.”


Nice hustle kid, with the limp wrists and everything.

Can we make it mandatory to use this song in all quad videos from now on?

My New Year’s resolution is to make fun of more quad riders in the hopes that they will start drinking [more] and go to rehab and relapse and get divorced and declare bankruptcy and develop thumb throttle arthritis and die a slow death from crippling depression and go to hell where they have to ride with twist throttles and no nets and are never allowed to lean through corners like a bunch of assholes. That is all that I want.

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  • Justin Case

    Nice to have you back Eazy….please…no more pogo’s k?….just keep destroying these assholes….

  • Chris

    First thing I would like to know is how the hell the guy in the first video got red bull logos on his helmet? Looks like he sucks to me. They must be fake.

    Second, from watching the bottom video, why to quad guys call their quads ‘bikes?’ A bike comes from bicycle which means two wheeled cycle correct? I just don’t understand. Scumbags.

    • http://facebook @quasimotox

      i thought the same exact thing. they just call them bikes so the feel like less of a homo

    • SeriouséJosé

      I hate to be the one who gives a reality check on this one but its actually logical/Arithmetical to call a quad a bike. (If this doesn’t blow your mind i don’t know what will.) Before you make any absurd assumptions, I don’t ride a quad.

      Pay close attention to my reasoning.

      1 X 1 = 1 right? Wrong.

      Actually… 1 X 1 = 1^2 (1 squared)

      So… (Bike) X (Bike) = (Bike)^2

      A bike has 2 wheels, so a bike squared has 4 wheels

      and because…

      1 = 1^2 (one squared)
      the same is true for..

      (Bike) = (Bike)^2
      {Bike equals Bike squared}

      So unfortunately, in math…
      Bike = Quad

      I know, it sucks. But look on the bright side, the whole minority of quad riders are way too dumb to ever figure that out themselves.

      • R Meyer

        So, if I sit on my wife’s sedan, it’s a bike? If I get inside, then it’s a quad?

        • SeriouséJosé

          No, only quads can be equal to a bike because the ratio between the majority of there parts are 1 to 1.

          (Seat) X (Seat) = (Seat)^2
          Which still equals 1 seat.

          However, its not equal anything near a carchair. So even though your car has the right wheels to match a Sedan its (piston, Crank, handlebars etc,) ratios are way to out of whack to call it a bike.

          A quad is not exactly a bike, math lets us assume a quad is approximately equal to a bike.

          • R Meyer

            Nice display of left and right brain cooperation.

          • SeriouséJosé

            Go ride your wife’s Sedan.

      • yep

        haha are you high? or are you just actually retarded?

  • could there be more of a limped wrist bitch?

    no, there can not.

  • Miguel Sanchez

    Best Christmas present in a long time. Twas truly the gift that kept on giving.

    Thank you, Eazy.

  • http://brotocross localsavage

    I like how the Bro in the last video makes no attempt at all to avoid the guy sitting there.

  • Anonymous

    BRO A: Monster logo under BRO-Pro

    BRO B: “Sugar Free” Red Bull helmet! Either a chic or a fag?

    • Anonymous

      hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

    • frank

      u cant moto with sugar free redbull unless ur gay or a diabetic…

  • Mike

    Fuck all you guys trash talking quads..

    • Yzae

      faggot, go suck a bag of dicks

    • SeriouséJosé

      Are you lost?

    • Rob331

      No fuck YOU

      • R Meyer

        1 X 1 = 1^2 = gayashell. Thanks, SJ.

        • Dylan

          hahahahahahaha

    • Justin Case

      There’s a website for you Asshole….obviously I have no idea what it is but im sure you will find it being the complete fucking waste of life that you are….no go fuck your mother you quad riding fag….Oh yeah Merry Christmas hope you get a new grab bar or a really cool tether lanyard…..fucking Asshole!!

  • #nukethequads

    waaaah :’(

  • FLQuadHater

    BRO B : Redbull logos on helmet and gas tank and Monster logos under his front fenders. DC logos. Definitely one hyped up bro.

  • FLQuadHater

    Through the wonderful world of the internet, let me present you fellow quad haters with a link to #77′s facebook page. Apparently Gord Hunt is not that common of a douchy quad rider name in Ontario, Canada. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=508570711 Gord also appears to have awesomely gay camo tires and a fat wife. Enjoy

    • Anonymous

      You just broke the shit crust you pathetic shit waffle its one thing to watch and say some stupid shit about gay quads, and trust me I hate them as much as the next guy, but to actually take time to find his facebook page post it up and bash his wife? lol dude get a life you queer fuckbasket.

    • Anonymous

      Fldquadhate you seem to talk alot of shit on here. Let’s see your facebook page. Being the big bad racer that you are. Gord didn’t post this video on here. And I’m sure his family is not happy with the comments.
      It’s easy for guys like you to talk trash and hide behind a keyboard.
      You might want to rethink your post. Cause know Gord he probably already is taking the action to get the last laugh.

    • Mike

      Lets see your facebook page so you we can see your kick ass ttr 125… Its easy to talk shit online but try saying that stuff to a quad racers face! If your ever up in ontario feel free to stop in for a chat!

      • lololol

        BRO A and BRO B are angry! life lesson BROS, dont put your names in a fucking video and post it on youtube if your well aware the quad community gets bashed like its there job

  • Not Happy

    This is Gords fat wife. All I have to say is this video better come of this website fast are you will be hearing from my lawyer. Maybe you all should get a life and stay out of other people lives. Do you have nothing better to do than search through stangers facebook and creppy them. Thats what I call a LOSER. So you can all go Fuck yourselfs and get a life.

    From Gords fat wife

    • SeriouséJosé

      Oh Canadians. How inferior you are.

    • Yzae

      How about you delete your facebook instead if you dont want your information public. Bitc, dont play in the kitchen if you can’t take the heat.

    • lololol

      grade 3 spelling, take it sometime

      • FLQuadHater

        Forum rule #1- Don’t bash peoples’ grammar when you don’t know the difference between ” they’re, their, there ” or ” your and you’re “

    • maddy d

      definition of white trash..

  • FLQuadHater

    I hope her hockey skills are better than her grammar. Then again, no intelligent person can love a couch riding BRO

  • R Meyer

    You know Gords fat wife didn’t write that…it’s probably Betsy fucking with you for being mean to girls. The whole moto-bonic two digit IQ home school farce is not authentic. There is no way a quad rider, even one from a country with a better school system than ours, could put that many letters together in a paragraph. Plus, She’s too fat to fly.

  • #nukethequads

    Christ, if you dont wanna get bashed, dont ride quads and post videos of you crashing haha

    • Mike

      There are way more videos of bikes crashing than quads.. Either way i ride both and raced both.. Bikes are easy to ride.. Try doing 100+ feet on 4 wheels… It will not happen because quads are harder to ride and to jump.. Im not saying bike riders are pussies just sick of people trash talkng quads! Unless you have done both then keep your mouth shut

  • frank

    i love the first thing the 2nd dude does is grab his GoPro like, shit i hope the gopro is intact so everyone can see how bad i suck at life..and then obv. checked his nets and his Pastrana pro-tapers to make sure they’re good. Wrists, necks, knees, femurs, collarbones…not important to quad riders.

  • FLQuadHater

    Mike, BRO, relax. We all know riding a quad is insanely hard in every aspect. Especially when you have to confront your dad about liking other BROS’ dicks. I would ride a TTR125 in circles around you BRO.

    Why are quad riders reading comments on a website that sells ” Nuke The Quads ” T-shirts?

    • lololol

      there only $15, i just laid down an order!

  • Anonymous

    All I have to say is WOW! First off, who the fuck cares which is better? Why don’t you all grow up and act your age? You’s actually have nothing better to do with your time than to sit around and bash quad riders and think that you’re the next best thing in motocross? Get over yourself. You’re nothing fucken special. You’s are all pretty tough behind a computer screen and typing away on the keyboard. Grow some fucken balls people! As for bashing people’s grammar and the intelligence of Canadians, I’d just like to point out that the majoirty of the television shows that show the “dumbest shit” being done by individuals are AMERICAN. As for bashing people’s weight, I’d also like to point out that AMERICANS have the highest obesity rate in the world. And how low do you have to stoop to to start making fun of an individual’s weight? Get some new shit and deal with your own insecurities.

    • EH

      Candaian? must be, who else says “yous”

      • Anonymous

        It’s better than “ya’ll” you fucken redneck yanks

  • 2wheels

    BRO in video 1. could you please do us all a favor and burry your quad, just hang up the sugar free redbull helmet and burry your quad deep down in the ground and NEVER bring it up again. camo tires are not “cool” obviously the only place you would see them is on a quad, please quit riding

    sincerely, EVERYONE

  • DL42

    Jose, what the F*** are you smoking? All you proved is that you are horrible at math, logical reasoning, and probably motocross.

  • Shyeaaah

    Holy fuck what a gong show. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from this comment section it’s that there’s stupid Americans (But the whole planet already knows that), stupid Canadians (whose comments embarasse* me to read), and that there’s some dude with a Spanish-looking name on this site whose logic is out the window.
    PS Mike, you wanna know why there’s more crash videos of bikes than ATV’s? Because there’s just more bike riders in general, and bikes can jump further/go faster. Fact. Not even talking shit.