Droppin’ Science: Who Is Jason Lawrence?

Posted on March 7, 2012 by Eazy
Jason Lawrence Hare Scramble

Bark Busters like a boss

So I got the report the other day that Jason Lawrence was racing a hare scramble in Jersey and totally murdering everyone. Obviously I was psyched on the news and had to tweet it to the world. What I got back was pretty fucking appalling to say the least. A bombardment of joes coming in with “Who’s J-law?” and various drug reference comments. Are you people fucking kidding me? This is Jason Lawrence, the kid who partied all night before the Daytona Supercross and then led almost the whole race. A fucking legend. Would he have won if he had not been out all night? Perhaps, but that is beside the point entirely. J-law was one of the last of a dying breed: the guys who seriously could not give a fuck what you thought about them; he is a dude who would rather headbutt a studded tire than behave in a manner that was “safer” or “more consumer friendly”. Go ahead and not like him, that is totally fine, but to ignore what he did in the game is basically the same thing as beating up black people for trying to use your drinking fountain. I’ll bet you all try to ignore Martin Luther King because he died. Yeah, real nice. Commies.

Jason Lawrence is the guy who bit some other BRO’s ear off, and people still rooted for him. He said “Fuck” on the mic while on the podium, and people still rooted for him. He went to jail and became a skinhead, and people still rooted for him. Then he quit the pro game, and people wanted him back. So they could root for him. You can call him stupid, but the dude left his mark on this sport with only one championship. We did not like J-law because he did all that dumb shit – we liked him because he did all that dumb shit and could still ride better than almost everyone in the world. Sure, you can disagree with how he carried himself, but if you seriously don’t respect his ability to ride and his downright heroic ability to keep it real, then get fucked. You are one or both of two things: Some old guy whose family is just waiting for him to die, or a little bitch who washes his hands way too often. Either way, take a page out of J-law’s book and get out. He’s not coming back, but it does not matter. Game changer.

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  • tanner

    YESSS BRO HIT THAT NAIL RIGHT ON THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!

    • DUNKIN

      EAZY, YOU ARE ONE ANGRY DUDE>>>>

  • Johnny BRO’mara

    Ron Lechien was better. At partying and racing

    • r-bro

      I’m not too sure about that one. Besides, this is not about Dogger, it’s about the Law, and that kid was as good as they get on a bike imho. Miss him like a dead person and get a little sick in my mouth every time I find myself rooting for Dungey. RESPEK

      • localsavage

        In his prime, the Dogger could have done coke off of J-Law’s girlfriend tits and then lapped him just for the fuck of it.

  • Billy Brown

    Cant agree with you anymore.

  • Jeffro

    J law is the freekin man….a complete waste of talent, but still the man Nonetheless

    I still think that barcia might end up like him too but who knows….

    • http://photosbyelkgrovetrophy matt

      not and still ride for honda they made him cut his hair!!!

    • super zimmer

      Is Barcia a partyer?

  • Patrick

    Thank you Eazy. I’ve still got my FREE J-LAW shirt. Swagger.

    • bms

      Me too! J-law is BRO as fuck…true story

    • DK

      its “let J-Law ride” btw and yea i still rock mine too!!! F to the YEA!

  • radon

    Not coming back? It’s common knowledge that he’s filling in for Reed during the outdoors. That’s why he started riding again.

    • JoeBro

      is this true? If so, I’m pumped! But I can not find any evidence of it online..

  • bro

    Who is Jason Lawrence?

    • Common Sense

      He is the guy who will likely be greeting you at Wal-Mart in ten years while Villapoto is sitting on a yacht counting stacks!!!! Remembering the days when J-Law was “on his level”.

      • yuhas

        or he can be the guy to take you out, meet you at the pits and smash your face in. then go keep it real as fuck around town banging your chick. the kid is a prodigy on a bike.

      • J.D.

        J-Law is the guy who smacked Villipoto and said “Fuck you, I’m from JERSEY bitch!” haha

    • NOMNOM

      If you got to McDonald’s you’ll see him. Hes the guy with the shaved head cleaning the bathrooms.

  • BREAKING News

    JLaw to race Daytona this weekend.

    • average joe show

      trolling

    • http://photosbyelkgrovetrophy matt

      maybe the nat hare scrambles ?

  • 2smokin420

    Straight fuckin BRO. I gave him a Budweiser at washougal 2009. True story. Dude looked all strung out on blow. Still ran 3rd in 2nd moto like a boss. Straight runnin the long hair an not giving a fuck about anyone or anything like a g. Soo BRO

  • david

    I was at the race. Didnt even know it was him til the finish of the race…

  • nick

    yes haha this is awesome

  • SJ408MX

    I could not agree more!!! Like him or love him ….I really want to see him make a come back!!!

  • Jacky

    Making good money to race dirt bikes and couldn’t hold it together – is JLaw just another our of control drug addict? Guarantee you when he’s in his 40′s and 50′s he will regret his bad boy ways.

    He brought a lot of excitement to the sport for sure.

  • Brock939

    get off j-laws DICK. He is bad as fuck on a dirt, but a part of being a bad ass mother fucker is how people see you on and off the track. I think he turned his shit around after he went to jail, but you can only screw up so bad before no one gives a fuck how good you are (Porcel…). So keep dropping science on all these BRO’s, cause the rest of us already know the j-law story.

    • 939

      Brock you don’t know a thing about nothing.

    • Pug

      HE sure as fuck doesn’t know how to spell. Don’t talk about a rider who’s name you cannot spell. “POURCEL”.

      • brock939

        First off he is fuckin French, automatic fuck , head. Second, i’m sure you googled how to spell that in your parents basement. finally, I just don’t give a fuck you fuckin jizz thermos

  • Chris

    J-Law is the shit, screw the haters

  • BlueBallsRacing

    Lawrence was directly in front of me on the start of this race. I was in the A class line he was AA. I saw this short scrawny pale kid on an RMZ450 with a black chest protecter on. To the left of his chest protector i could see part of a 3 on his jersey and to the left a part of an 8. Then i looked at the helmet and in small letters were painted “JLaw”…. then it hit me n i was like “HOLY FUCK”…..
    so after the race i posted about JLaw on ThumperTalk. i was pumped haha.
    BTW u guys say “Bro” way to much, you must be realllll bros, fags.

    • dickcheney

      Ya, I’m sure you we’re all jizzin on the keyboard with the “thumper talk” Joes…..

      • ShihTzu

        Hey DickCheney, my 03 yzf250 barely starts and when it does it’s down on power, sputters and backfires. Do my valves need adjustment or will a flywheel weight fix it? -Joe

  • FloydZest

    We need him back. This is site is for BRO’s like that – Thank You Eazy. We always get the truth HERE. Keep it up.

    • Anonymous

      fuck’n gay.

      • Anonamuss

        Fuckin’ poor punctuation. F

  • John Smith

    I just came… Dood this is the greatest thing I’ve read in a while.

  • Nailedit

    I couldn’t agree more Eazy.

  • mudroost

    I loved it when J-Law totally mind fucked Dungey during that Championship! He is as Bro as it gets, not to mention rockin the 338, us New Englanders know the significance of that number. I wish he would come back. He is a true Hill Side racer if there ever was one(even more Hill Side than Hannah!) Here’s to not giving a fuck!! Ride on 338.Like a Boss.

  • Adam

    There’s a way to keep it real without turning into a total idiot, which Jason is.

    Pissing away a career because of addiction isn’t cool, it actually makes him just another moron who couldn’t handle his shit.

    Very few of the top guys actually live like saints. Lawrence’s lifestyle wasn’t unique, until he really went off the deep end.

  • J.D.

    You ain’t gotta tell me who Jason Lawrence is…I grew up where he used to ride in South Jersey. And yeh, he was rowdy and cursed a lot…but that’s just Jersey! We talk like truckers and we will put foot to ass to defend what we know and love. I’ve seen the kid ride on private tracks, and it’s pretty damn amazing…that kid has natural talent, he could pick a bike up after a year of not riding and be a contender. TRUTH!

  • Cole

    Law for life

  • Anonymous

    100% all about the interview by transworld where he had a fat dang in his lip (cope wintergreen). Kids all time for sure and if he comes back he will be a legend if he doesn’t come back he will still be a legend. J-Law

  • Mancha

    Why is there no youtubes of this race? I want to see J-Law railing through the trees.

  • BroCamp332

    Thanks Eazy… Zoo Jersey appreciates this.

  • Flrider

    from supercross to racing in the woods = pretty radical (please pickup the sarcasm). Jlaw had a gift and he squandered it. I’m neither an over abundant hand washer or old man by any means either. He could have been one of the greatest. Now he’s just a shoulda coulda woulda like a handful of others. Must be hard to swallow that…

  • fasterthanu

    You’re a bunch of dumb ass, white trash, desert rats that look up to jlaw. Why would you idolize a drug addict and criminal ? Is that what it means to keep it real? The reason you look up to him is because you are just as ignorant as him. He could of had an awesome career and made some serious coin and still party like a rock star in the off season. Instead, he self destructed and you guys are licking his balls because he smoked the competition in a New Jersey hare scramble. Hey Jason, how does that Hare Scramble trophy look next to your west SX trophy. This site should be called “retardocross”.

    • Swamp Donkey

      Why you gotta hate on a guy who’s trying to get his sgit together and make a comeback? He’s got boat loads of talent and he’s paid his debt to society. I’m sure you’ve done things you’re not proud of but you’re not a public figure so nobody cares.

      • Walkerfan30

        REALLY???? A come back? Every year its the same crap. Lawrence has turned it around, he is gettin some support, training, taking it serious etc, and every year he is a no show. Having said that go 338!!!

  • use2bfast

    i dont know the kid but i do know there are a lot of talented kids that pissed it all away to party and do dumb shit…dont you think you should idolize the guys who did keep it together instead of a guy who couldnt handel it…just a thought

    • High Horse

      Faster than u, used to be fast. Keep changing your name and posting the same lame ass idea. If you don’t like JLaw that’s fine, there are plenty of gay for Jesus moto-bros for you to idolize.

      • fasterthanu

        (High Horse thought process) Jlaw is so cool, he is such a rebel! He is one of the fastest guys out there and he doesn’t give a shit. He goes against the grain. He wrecks a rental car, cool! He does drugs, cool! He went to jail and became a skin head, cool! He threw away a career, cool. He works with me at McDonalds, cool!!!

        Mark my words, in 5-10 years when Jlaw is 30-35, we’re going to be reading an interview about this has-been and you know what he was is going to say. That he didn’t realize the opportunity that he had and he wished he did things differently when he was younger.

        • High Horse

          You know nothing of my thought process. I don’t think the bad choices he made were cool but I’m not a hater like you are, I’d much rather see him put his talent to use than end up flipping burgers. You sound old and bitter.

  • Anonymous

    Fucking Awsome

  • Cocksmith

    Wow, I’m so impressed that this Bro won a local race in the woods against a bunch of flightless, mud loving, bark busting faggots.

    • david

      ouch dude… im one of those so called faggots. dont knock it til you try it man…i was at that race and jersey is nothing but a glorified moto track… come up to new england to race a hare scramble. i highly doubt many moto guys will finish a NETRA race. the only moto guy to come and win one was Doug Henry in 2005

      • jd

        okay cock smith if youve never tried it you cant say shit i know people that are top of theyre class in motocross but come to the easiest track of the year and got dead last you motocross pussys get your races cancelled for a chance of rain and get your track groomed for you every weekend try one and see how much shit you can talk when your done

  • r-bro

    He should move to the hash fields of Northern India so he doesn’t have to live under the scrutiny of a world at hate, devoid of human freedom. Go back to your Vin Diesel tweets and People Magazine, because I know most of you are not fans of MX. J Law on a bike = total BOSS, anywhere, anytime, FTW.

  • Floyd again…

    Um ya… I left a word out of my last post and IM-ON-YOUR-ASS noticed it… SOLID.

    Most fuck ups, don’t have a Championship, well except for a select few fuck ups…
    anyone who has been around this sport for a while can fill in the blanks on who that is.

    Mr. Lawrence needed a coach, not his own business. That’s the problem when you make
    a bunch of money… you have to incorporate… and get lawyers involved.
    It becomes a big mess if it’s not run right.

    If you don’t have a mentor to show you the way, you get fucked and fuck it up.
    That’s what happened.

    Can someone please tell me why he no-showed in Hangtown with a prepped and
    sponsored 450 ride?

    • Anonamuss

      I was criticising the guy who didn’t have anything to say besides “fuck’n gay” It’s good to see someone on here who actually has something to relevant to say.

  • Thunder

    All you guys are taking one side or another. Look at the facts, NOT your emotions towards another man named J-Law. Facts: Dude rides dirtscoots like a prodigy. Dude can’t behave to save his life. Both are true, one doesn’t cancel or override the other. Stop getting your panties in a wad over another man you fags. Bunch of drama on a site that’s supposed to be about no bullshit.

  • TheWrench

    I’d like to see that dirtbag make another run at it BRAPP Bitches

  • MOTO666

    Me and J-Law once burned down a pop-up camper at RedBud

  • WTF-zke

    J-Low…talent well wasted. It was his call and he made it; Enjoy the woods runt.

  • Wow

    Fuck J-Law. the dood could have been the best and he threw it away cuz hes got a screws loose. Riders train their entire lives to be the best and don’t even come close to being as good as he was. The turd had more talent in his hair then some ama pros will ever have. What a waist. anyone who says they would have done nothing differently if they were j-law needs there head examined.

  • L-LAWL

    “J-law was one of the last of a dying breed: the guys who seriously could not give a fuck what you thought about them”

    How does he care any less then guys who give God the glory during there podium speech on TV. Alot of race fans hate on christian riders but i got new for you, THEY DON’T REALY CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS ANYMORE THAN J-LAW DOES! Get a clue. If J-Law was erased from moto history almost nobody would care because the dood was a screw up and did nothing good for the sport.

  • Braap

    Come back J LAW!! Fuck zach osborn runnin the #338

    • http://twitter.com/Jonnyboy447 Jon

      yea fuck him