Two factors at the very beginning of this video led me to believe that it was going to be an absolute hammer: 1) Sinisalo helmet. 2) The amount of number plates on the front of that black CR250 (spoiler alert: it’s none). Right off the bat, I’m hooked. And rightfully so, because this was a game-changer. This was seriously the Breaking Bad of moto videos – it was good already, then the twist at the end turned the whole show on its head. Lights out; I’m about to buy the Blu-Ray and it doesn’t even exist. This is further proof that Russia might be the empirical leader of NFG. After seeing this, it’s really a testament to America’s brass for not surrendering during the Cold War. If these guys had missiles pointed at you, it might be the ballsiest move ever to say “Fuck off. I dare you to launch those bad Larrys.” So I mean really, score one for America.
How about that chick though? Worst acting job in the history of the business. Are you really expecting me to believe that you said no to a man that was riding a CR250 backwards and calling you out? Impossible. Literally impossible. She’ll be on a mail-order bride website next week.
Oh, and vodka to cleanse the wound. нет трахает данные (no fucks given in Russian)